"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliche. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm ( Read more... )

i love it
i love it NINE TIMES


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did anything happen yesterday ( Read more... )

i cant think of anything to write about ( Read more... )

poem-y thing number one ( Read more... )

who remembers bananas in pajamas!


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at some point during the week i wrote a whole bunch of crappy little poem-esque things in my mini- sketch book. so i thought i'd share them with you crazy cats ( Read more... )

yeah ( Read more... )

people who wake up early when there is no need to do so are gross

is it just me, or is it cold as fuck?
im wearing 3 shirts, a pair of tights and my pyjama pants, and im still freezing.
and yes i spell pyjamas with a 'y'.


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hmm...
and i was under the impression i was an evil bastard


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