I don't know if anybody watches conan, but my friend thomas was on conan! well, he wrote a song that was preformed by the band on conan, and it rocked! here is the link. it is so freakin awesome. Its towards the end of the clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJonvh22mqE

I did my laundry today, and there was bubble gum in my pocket. holy shit that fucks your clothes up! every single garment was stained by three little sticks of gum. not only are they stained but they smell fruity. i bought a new wal-mart wardrobe for 75 bucks.

A funny thing happened yesterday. I was with a friend, Elise, in the mall and we were eating in the food court. We are chatting and things are normal, until all of a sudden this bird appears out of nowhere as is flapping wildly in front of us and appeared to be trying to make a landing on our table. Me and Elise jump from our chairs and retreat ( Read more... )