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[shmee_thepirate]

Alice came to a fork in the road.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then,” said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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[surfguy]

3 ducks go to court. The first duck steps up, the judge tells him.

"Whats your name and how come your here?"

The first duck says, "My name is Quack, I got caught blowing Bubbles in a pond."

The judge says, "Ok, I sentence you to 6 months in jail, next duck."

The second duck steps up and says, "My name is Quack Quack, and I got caught blowing Bubbles in a pond."

The judge says, "Ok same sentence as the first duck, next."

The third ducks steps up.

"Now don't tell me your name is Quack Quack Quack", the judge says.

The duck replies, "No I'm Bubbles."

**ps i suck at writing jokes out**

[cherrio_xo]

you know thats my favorite movie right?