Lesson for Today: Never give yourself a haircut when overtired AND pressed for time.
I give you...
Shmuel the Egghead
If my beard was a little bit more pointy, I'd look like a Mandarin Sage. Instead I just look like some Jihadist. ;-) Luckily my Kippah (skullcap) covers most of that, and when outside my hat covers it all. But still, my hair has NEVER been quite this short. I wonder what type of reaction it will get me at the job-interview tomorrow afternoon. You should see the Looks that I've been getting so far.