Hahaha

[shmurphy]

I thought immediately of poor Dawn and Tony when I read this... and then I laughed and laughed

Taurus April 20 - May 20

You'll be relieved when you're assigned to be a lighthouse keeper 200 miles above the Arctic Circle, especially when you think of how close you came to being named manager of the Detroit Tigers.
-From The Onion

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Hmmm

[ajp84]

I must read the Onion's horoscopes more often, being an April 20 birthday and all. Scary.