The After Effect
CRACK. TOTAL C R A C K. Only wrote this because none of my biases have started twitter yet. such a shame D8
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“I fail to see the point in it all.” Leeteuk muttered under his breath as he watched Heechul going through his profile in twitter as if his life depended on it. Since when did this madness even start anyway?
The other man just snickered as he started typing madly. The leader just shook his head in disinterest. Deciding to just get a glass of water from today’s stress, he forced himself to walk towards the kitchen.
“HYUUUUUUUUUUUNG!!!”
Okay, so he cannot just get a glass of water in peace now, can he?
Running towards a certain room of his dongsaengs, he passed by Donghae who was on the floor, using his Blackberry. “What are you doing?” he asked.
Eunhyuk, who was sitting on the couch while browsing through channels, scoffed. “Take a wild guess.” The annoyed expression still stuck on his face as he was pressing on the remote control keys a bit too hard.
“…Tweeting?”
“Ding. Ding. Ding.” The main dancer muttered with zero enthusiasm, rolling his eyes in the process.
So Leeteuk continued his walk towards the room where inside, he saw the maknae with the most irritable expression on his face. “Leeteuk hyung! Tell Sungmin hyung to go out! He’s ruining my game!!!”
“Sungmin, what are you trying to do?” Leeteuk asked leaning on the door’s frame.
The pink lover stopped his antics for a while and turned at the leader. “Hyung! Look at this! Someone tweeted me asking on where Kyuhyun is~! It’s amazing, neh? Neh???”
“… Don’t tell me…”
The gamer tackled the pink lover and got the Iphone off his hands. “Hah! Got it!!!”
Sungmin glared at his roommate. “Cho Kyuhyun! Give that back.”
“Come and get it.” The other dared as they both wrestled on the bed. In the end, Kyuhyun still has the phone and decided to escape by leaving the room, almost bumping into Leeteuk, and going straight to the living room.
Leeteuk just stared at the sight, “I cannot believe this.” He mentioned, shaking his head sideways. On the way outside the room, he spotted Shindong who also had an Iphone on his hands. The latter spotted him too apparently.
“Hyung! You got to see-”
“Twitter?”
“Yes and -”
He let an exasperated sigh out, “No thanks,” and proceeded to the living room.
Oh yes, as he entered, it would seem that there are two groups and a lone man in the middle. Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk were on one side. Sungmin and Donghae on the other whereas Heechul was in between, but if you squinted your eyes, he was more on the latter’s side.
“Cho Kyuhyun, I demand that you return Sungmin’s phone. Now.” The second eldest ordered in his most menacing phone.
The maknae just threw a snarky look while dangling the phone by its charm. “Returning it won’t bring back my ultima weapon, level 83 and nearly 99,999,999 damage.” He added.
“Cho Kyuhyun I swear -”
“Tsk tsk tsk.. It’s bad to swear Heechul hyung.” The pacifist, Choi Siwon entered the apartment, Iphone on hand. “How many times do I have to tell you that?”
Heechul simply twitched in reply.
Donghae, on the other hand focused on different matters and directed his gaze at Shindong, “HAH! HYUNG. I HAVE ALMOST SEVENTY THOUSAND FOLLOWERS! Seven thousand more and I beat you already!!!”
The food lover stared at him in amazement, “I still lead! The mighty Shindong leads!!!”
“But you had your account for a while now hyung. I just made mine a few days ago!”
“Doesn’t count!”
“Yah, Shin Donghee, my followers would be as much as yours in no time!”
“Heechul hyung, you haven’t even reached thirty thousand yet…”
Leeteuk just stared at his members. Seriously, this was not how he imagined tonight’s activities would look like.
“Guys, guys, guys, let’s not fight now -”
“You shut it! I bet you’re just tweeting about food!!”
“Really? Came from someone who only tweets about his cats and wines!”
“Now that’s not good coming from you hyung! Who tweets about his name in Korean, Chinese and English! Talk about vanity!!!”
“Well, AT LEAST I’M NOT TWEETING ABOUT GOD.”
“BLASPHEMY!!!!”
“At least I don’t act like an attention whore to ELFs!”
“What was that supposed to mean?!”
“Quote unquote, ‘My angel ELF sweet dream!! ^^ I'll go to sleep !!^^ see u tomorrow ELF I love ELF BYE’, ATTENTION WHORE MUCH?!”
“At least I care for the fans!”
“No, you care about making them heartbroken! One. By. One.”
“Leeteuk hyung! Kyuhyun won’t give me back my phone!!!”
“Look who’s talking, at least I don’t have a dictator of a username, nor do I have an evil freak as a display pic, and I don’t have a background that screams ‘VAIN’!”
“You’ll take that back you drunkard!”
“Hyung! Make Sungmin hyung pay for what he has done! It took me a week to level up those characters!”
The sight of Yesung and Ryeowook appearing in the front door almost gave Leeteuk tears of joy. “You’re here! I can’t believe it!!”
The two vocalists threw him weird looks, “Hyung, what’s wrong?” The turtle lover asked staring at the commotion. Apparently, Kyuhyun was running around the room with Sungmin trailing after him. Donghae, Heechul, Siwon and Shindong are screaming at each other. While Eunhyuk decided to go undercover and snatched the phones of the members who were currently screaming at each other’s heads.
“Oh Yesung! There you are!! Do you have twitter? Cause, I swear I just saw pictures of turtles a while ago!”
The dark haired man shook his head sideways, “Ah no.. you must have mistaken-”
“You. Have. Twitter?” The leader’s tone cynic while his stony glare was fixed on the main vocalist.
“NO! You got it all wrong hyung! I don’t-”
“For the last time Hyung, I don’t just tweet about food! I don’t tweet crazy stuff like you do!”
“Take that baaaaack!!!!!”
The eternal maknae stared at the chaos all around him. So this was what Twitter has done to his hyungs? It would seem that it had so much side effects. It was cruel. Really, twitter is so cruel. It turned his hyungs into evil creatures..
“OKAY. THAT’S IT. I’M CONFISCATING ALL PHONES. YOU HEAR ME? ALL. PHONES. TWITTER OR NO TWITTER. THEY’RE ALL GONNA BE CONFISCATED FOR A WEEK.”
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at the leader.
“You do know that you’re confiscating your phone too, right hyung?” The maknae replied. Grinning from ear to ear.
“Your laptop’s confiscated too.”
“Aw, shit. No!”
“And your PSP.”
“Shi….”
“And your DS.”
“asdfghjkl.”
Leeteuk left the living room and welcomed the silence. Really, he needed that glass of water.
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“I fail to see the point in it all.” Leeteuk muttered under his breath as he watched Heechul going through his profile in twitter as if his life depended on it. Since when did this madness even start anyway?
The other man just snickered as he started typing madly. The leader just shook his head in disinterest. Deciding to just get a glass of water from today’s stress, he forced himself to walk towards the kitchen.
“HYUUUUUUUUUUUNG!!!”
Okay, so he cannot just get a glass of water in peace now, can he?
Running towards a certain room of his dongsaengs, he passed by Donghae who was on the floor, using his Blackberry. “What are you doing?” he asked.
Eunhyuk, who was sitting on the couch while browsing through channels, scoffed. “Take a wild guess.” The annoyed expression still stuck on his face as he was pressing on the remote control keys a bit too hard.
“…Tweeting?”
“Ding. Ding. Ding.” The main dancer muttered with zero enthusiasm, rolling his eyes in the process.
So Leeteuk continued his walk towards the room where inside, he saw the maknae with the most irritable expression on his face. “Leeteuk hyung! Tell Sungmin hyung to go out! He’s ruining my game!!!”
“Sungmin, what are you trying to do?” Leeteuk asked leaning on the door’s frame.
The pink lover stopped his antics for a while and turned at the leader. “Hyung! Look at this! Someone tweeted me asking on where Kyuhyun is~! It’s amazing, neh? Neh???”
“… Don’t tell me…”
The gamer tackled the pink lover and got the Iphone off his hands. “Hah! Got it!!!”
Sungmin glared at his roommate. “Cho Kyuhyun! Give that back.”
“Come and get it.” The other dared as they both wrestled on the bed. In the end, Kyuhyun still has the phone and decided to escape by leaving the room, almost bumping into Leeteuk, and going straight to the living room.
Leeteuk just stared at the sight, “I cannot believe this.” He mentioned, shaking his head sideways. On the way outside the room, he spotted Shindong who also had an Iphone on his hands. The latter spotted him too apparently.
“Hyung! You got to see-”
“Twitter?”
“Yes and -”
He let an exasperated sigh out, “No thanks,” and proceeded to the living room.
Oh yes, as he entered, it would seem that there are two groups and a lone man in the middle. Kyuhyun and Eunhyuk were on one side. Sungmin and Donghae on the other whereas Heechul was in between, but if you squinted your eyes, he was more on the latter’s side.
“Cho Kyuhyun, I demand that you return Sungmin’s phone. Now.” The second eldest ordered in his most menacing phone.
The maknae just threw a snarky look while dangling the phone by its charm. “Returning it won’t bring back my ultima weapon, level 83 and nearly 99,999,999 damage.” He added.
“Cho Kyuhyun I swear -”
“Tsk tsk tsk.. It’s bad to swear Heechul hyung.” The pacifist, Choi Siwon entered the apartment, Iphone on hand. “How many times do I have to tell you that?”
Heechul simply twitched in reply.
Donghae, on the other hand focused on different matters and directed his gaze at Shindong, “HAH! HYUNG. I HAVE ALMOST SEVENTY THOUSAND FOLLOWERS! Seven thousand more and I beat you already!!!”
The food lover stared at him in amazement, “I still lead! The mighty Shindong leads!!!”
“But you had your account for a while now hyung. I just made mine a few days ago!”
“Doesn’t count!”
“Yah, Shin Donghee, my followers would be as much as yours in no time!”
“Heechul hyung, you haven’t even reached thirty thousand yet…”
Leeteuk just stared at his members. Seriously, this was not how he imagined tonight’s activities would look like.
“Guys, guys, guys, let’s not fight now -”
“You shut it! I bet you’re just tweeting about food!!”
“Really? Came from someone who only tweets about his cats and wines!”
“Now that’s not good coming from you hyung! Who tweets about his name in Korean, Chinese and English! Talk about vanity!!!”
“Well, AT LEAST I’M NOT TWEETING ABOUT GOD.”
“BLASPHEMY!!!!”
“At least I don’t act like an attention whore to ELFs!”
“What was that supposed to mean?!”
“Quote unquote, ‘My angel ELF sweet dream!! ^^ I'll go to sleep !!^^ see u tomorrow ELF I love ELF BYE’, ATTENTION WHORE MUCH?!”
“At least I care for the fans!”
“No, you care about making them heartbroken! One. By. One.”
“Leeteuk hyung! Kyuhyun won’t give me back my phone!!!”
“Look who’s talking, at least I don’t have a dictator of a username, nor do I have an evil freak as a display pic, and I don’t have a background that screams ‘VAIN’!”
“You’ll take that back you drunkard!”
“Hyung! Make Sungmin hyung pay for what he has done! It took me a week to level up those characters!”
The sight of Yesung and Ryeowook appearing in the front door almost gave Leeteuk tears of joy. “You’re here! I can’t believe it!!”
The two vocalists threw him weird looks, “Hyung, what’s wrong?” The turtle lover asked staring at the commotion. Apparently, Kyuhyun was running around the room with Sungmin trailing after him. Donghae, Heechul, Siwon and Shindong are screaming at each other. While Eunhyuk decided to go undercover and snatched the phones of the members who were currently screaming at each other’s heads.
“Oh Yesung! There you are!! Do you have twitter? Cause, I swear I just saw pictures of turtles a while ago!”
The dark haired man shook his head sideways, “Ah no.. you must have mistaken-”
“You. Have. Twitter?” The leader’s tone cynic while his stony glare was fixed on the main vocalist.
“NO! You got it all wrong hyung! I don’t-”
“For the last time Hyung, I don’t just tweet about food! I don’t tweet crazy stuff like you do!”
“Take that baaaaack!!!!!”
The eternal maknae stared at the chaos all around him. So this was what Twitter has done to his hyungs? It would seem that it had so much side effects. It was cruel. Really, twitter is so cruel. It turned his hyungs into evil creatures..
“OKAY. THAT’S IT. I’M CONFISCATING ALL PHONES. YOU HEAR ME? ALL. PHONES. TWITTER OR NO TWITTER. THEY’RE ALL GONNA BE CONFISCATED FOR A WEEK.”
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at the leader.
“You do know that you’re confiscating your phone too, right hyung?” The maknae replied. Grinning from ear to ear.
“Your laptop’s confiscated too.”
“Aw, shit. No!”
“And your PSP.”
“Shi….”
“And your DS.”
“asdfghjkl.”
Leeteuk left the living room and welcomed the silence. Really, he needed that glass of water.