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You Would Be a Good Spouse 35% of the Time
In general, you have the skills and ability to make a marriage work.
However, you're still a bit too selfish to be a good spouse. You almost always put yourself first.
If you want to have a good marriage (either someday or right now), you're going to have to give more than you take.
Be proactive every day. Work on being a good friend, family member, and partner. With practice, you'll be an excellent spouse.
Would You Be a Good Wife or Husband?
Well, crap.
You Are Somewhat Overweight
Your BMI is 25.8 - a healthy BMI falls between 18.5 and 25
While you aren't obese, you could use to lose a few pounds (unless you're very muscular).
Your BMI puts you at a slightly higher risk for type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and certain cancers.
Don't starve yourself or crash diet. See a doctor to learn how to lose weight safely.
Don't agree? Blame the government standards we based this test on!
Do You Need to Lose Weight?
Hmph.
You Are a Plain Bagel
You are hardworking, honest, and down to earth.
You don't like surprises, and you need security to feel happy.
Of all the types, you're the most likely to eat for comfort.
You tend to have the same thing for breakfast every day. Why change what works?
What Kind of Bagel Are You?
I...s'pose that's fine.
You Are 36% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
What?
Your Mind is 81% Cluttered
Your mind is incredibly cluttered. You have so much going on in there, it's hard to think straight.
Consider talking to a therapist. It's a good idea to sort through your thoughts, if only to see which ones are worth hanging on to.
How Cluttered is Your Mind?
How would you even know?
Your Energy Level is Very Low
You're so low energy that you don't even have the strength to be chill.
There's a good chance that you're not naturally this way, but lately your resources have been drained.
Relax, rest, eat well, and use the energy you have for some light exercise.
It's all about building your mental and physical health up right now.
What's Your Energy Level?
...
You Are Clam Chowder
You are cynical and a bit provincial. You don't trust what's new or trendy.
You are also indulgent and hedonistic. You like rich foods, and you would never count calories.
You are not a big cooker - or a big foodie. Food is not complicated for you.
You eat what's comfortable. And what's from a box or can. You're very low maintenance.
What Kind of Soup Are You?
Yeah, that's me.
In general, you have the skills and ability to make a marriage work.
However, you're still a bit too selfish to be a good spouse. You almost always put yourself first.
If you want to have a good marriage (either someday or right now), you're going to have to give more than you take.
Be proactive every day. Work on being a good friend, family member, and partner. With practice, you'll be an excellent spouse.
Would You Be a Good Wife or Husband?
Well, crap.
You Are Somewhat Overweight
Your BMI is 25.8 - a healthy BMI falls between 18.5 and 25
While you aren't obese, you could use to lose a few pounds (unless you're very muscular).
Your BMI puts you at a slightly higher risk for type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and certain cancers.
Don't starve yourself or crash diet. See a doctor to learn how to lose weight safely.
Don't agree? Blame the government standards we based this test on!
Do You Need to Lose Weight?
Hmph.
You Are a Plain Bagel
You are hardworking, honest, and down to earth.
You don't like surprises, and you need security to feel happy.
Of all the types, you're the most likely to eat for comfort.
You tend to have the same thing for breakfast every day. Why change what works?
What Kind of Bagel Are You?
I...s'pose that's fine.
You Are 36% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
What?
Your Mind is 81% Cluttered
Your mind is incredibly cluttered. You have so much going on in there, it's hard to think straight.
Consider talking to a therapist. It's a good idea to sort through your thoughts, if only to see which ones are worth hanging on to.
How Cluttered is Your Mind?
How would you even know?
Your Energy Level is Very Low
You're so low energy that you don't even have the strength to be chill.
There's a good chance that you're not naturally this way, but lately your resources have been drained.
Relax, rest, eat well, and use the energy you have for some light exercise.
It's all about building your mental and physical health up right now.
What's Your Energy Level?
...
You Are Clam Chowder
You are cynical and a bit provincial. You don't trust what's new or trendy.
You are also indulgent and hedonistic. You like rich foods, and you would never count calories.
You are not a big cooker - or a big foodie. Food is not complicated for you.
You eat what's comfortable. And what's from a box or can. You're very low maintenance.
What Kind of Soup Are You?
Yeah, that's me.