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Jan 22, 2011 18:33

[Tess had originally formatted this in audio, then she remembered Koboto. Someone is very very mad.]

Stop. We don't need to kill them.

[She pauses to stroke Diarrhea, nuzzling his nosie.]

Diarrhea's not gonna hurt us and these little ones aren't gonna hurt us either.

[Tess is actually still in her house, so she doesn't know about that bite.]

cute!, pet the nosies, aminals are awesome

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bellator_lucis January 23 2011, 02:36:39 UTC
[...he isn't even going to ask about that name.]

The capybara are not aggressive. These new creatures are.

[His capybara has the bites to prove it.]

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 02:44:49 UTC
And how do you know that?

[A pause.]

Huh?

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bellator_lucis January 23 2011, 02:48:13 UTC
Because they managed to find their way into my pod and attacked my capybara. They have bitten others, as well.

If we do not stop them, they may consume the food stores.

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 03:14:37 UTC
[D8!!]

Really?! None of those little monsters are going to hurt my little Diarrhea if I can help it.

[Not even bothering with the food storage at this time.]

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Audio. fallintheriver January 23 2011, 02:36:50 UTC
What do you mean they aren't going to hurt us?

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Audio. shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 02:43:56 UTC
They're, like, cute little animals.

[She sounds genuinely pissed right now.]

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Audio. fallintheriver January 23 2011, 02:46:10 UTC
Yeah, cute little animals that wont stop biting you.

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Audio. shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 03:12:56 UTC
So did one actually bite you?

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misguides January 23 2011, 03:52:22 UTC
Pretty sure they ain't regular...whatever they are.

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 03:58:58 UTC
Yeah, I've heard. How could something so cute be so mean.

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forestcalf January 23 2011, 04:01:26 UTC
Even if they didn't hurt us, I assure you, they would do serious damage to our crops and our stores! For all of you to starve is unthinkable!

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 04:10:30 UTC
[...]

Who are you anyhow?

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forestcalf January 23 2011, 04:19:34 UTC
Me? Oh, my name's Fillin! I'm just your average, friendly...

[What was it? Oh right.]

Tour guide!

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 04:29:18 UTC
Fillin, huh. Well my name is Tess!

[Something about this voice is familiar.]

Tour guide?! So does that mean that you know the ins and outs of this place like the back of your hand? It could really help me find those monsters.

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pimp_hat January 23 2011, 04:52:54 UTC
Cute and cuddly ain't be meanin' dey ain't be a danguh sweetheart.

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 04:56:53 UTC
So I've been hearing. It's just so hard to believe that these...mices and rabbits are so dangerous. I just wish that we didn't have to, like, completely kill them.

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pimp_hat January 23 2011, 05:03:51 UTC
It ain't be so hard to believe when a hare be tryin' to rip out joor t'roat.

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shocksanglocks January 23 2011, 05:28:19 UTC
I guess I'm a lucky one, then. I'm going to have to go help the kids out there.

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