2nd Gun // Audio // Text

[shocksanglocks]

[Tess had originally formatted this in audio, then she remembered Koboto. Someone is very very mad.]

Stop. We don't need to kill them.

[She pauses to stroke Diarrhea, nuzzling his nosie.]

Diarrhea's not gonna hurt us and these little ones aren't gonna hurt us either.

[Tess is actually still in her house, so she doesn't know about that bite.]

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[bellator_lucis]

[...he isn't even going to ask about that name.]

The capybara are not aggressive. These new creatures are.

[His capybara has the bites to prove it.]

[shocksanglocks]

And how do you know that?

[A pause.]

Huh?

[bellator_lucis]

Because they managed to find their way into my pod and attacked my capybara. They have bitten others, as well.

If we do not stop them, they may consume the food stores.

[shocksanglocks]

[D8!!]

Really?! None of those little monsters are going to hurt my little Diarrhea if I can help it.

[Not even bothering with the food storage at this time.]

[bellator_lucis]

[...Later, the Warrior is going to have a talk to you about priorities, Tess. (Says he who is running off to find a child stuck up a tree.) Also, he meant that they had bitten several other people. But, you know, whatever works.]

There are torches and the like in the temple, if you wish to join our efforts.

[shocksanglocks]

[Hey, Tess is all about helping the little ones. They might just come before the furry animals!]

Sure, I'll have to, like, totally go there!

[bellator_lucis]

It may be best if you find someone to escort you there. There are vicious rabbits around, as well.

[shocksanglocks]

What's a rabbit?

[bellator_lucis]

A small furry creature, somewhat larger than the mice, with long ears.

[shocksanglocks]

What's a mouse?

[...Oh dear Mar.]

[bellator_lucis]

The creatures that are currently swarming outside.

[shocksanglocks]

Ohhh! So that's what those things are called!

[bellator_lucis]

[The Warrior is never, ever going to mentally complain about his comrades ever again. Ever.]

Yes. Do you need an escort?

[shocksanglocks]

Sure! I'm at my house, the one covered in flowers.

[The cutest house, obvs.]

[bellator_lucis]

[He had wondered about that house.

In a short while, Tess will hear a stilted knock on her door. Outside is a tall man in blue plate armor, with a torch in one hand and a sword in the other. You ever tried to knock on a door while holding a sword? It's not easy.]

[shocksanglocks]

[And it would be pink, too if she could find some paint.

Tess rushes over to answer the door, tray of alcoholic beverages in hand as she promised Kevas. She's going to be the best hostess in all the land.]

Hey, have a drink and come on in!