not yet dead

[shodan]

but I did go to jail for 20 hours on Feb. 15.

discuss

no i'm not in serious trouble
no i did not get raped
yes i slept on the floor with pablo escobar next to a toilet...a really, really clean toilet....

i have lots of new friends

more to come kids...........................

fuck me

Comments

[thestate_iamin]

alright wtf happended?

[dama_searcy]

seriously!

MORE!

[aphextwins]

yeah wtf!

[blipangel]

This was an inescapable inevitability. Please elaborate so we have closure: many reading this are now speculating which specific "flavor" of child pornography you were making.

[tampsteve]

My money is on the scat.

[ogopogo]

No way.
I'm betting on a secret MDMA lab that's not so secret anymore.

[sanitoid]

Beef Jesus got out again, didn't he?

[thestate_iamin]

i think we're talkin' solicitation of a male prostitute...hey man we've all been to jail...it ain't shit!!!!!!!!!

[pole_based]

How many times have I told you...get a motel room!?!?!? You can't just drop to your knees right there in the skreet...where's your skillz yo?