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RP: In which cake really, REALLY cannot save him.

Mar 25, 2007 05:25

Date: November 28, 1976
Characters: Regulus Black/Bartholomew Avery
Status: Private
Summary: Regulus Black has certainly seen happier days. Happier days when the Regugroin did not bring SCORN.
Status: Incomplete

( So WHAT if Regulus lacked womanly bits?! )

Comments 36

averyateyourmom March 25 2007, 09:52:09 UTC

Avery was disgruntled. It could be said that Avery is ALWAYS rather disgruntled, but today he was particularly disgruntled for many a reason.

For one, Regulus was being a PISSY LITTLE GIRL AND NOT AT ALL ATTRACTIVE OR WONDERFUL. HE WAS BEING ANNOYING. AND ANGRY. AND NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL.

He wanted another reason, but he just didn't have on, and as he stormed into the room, he didn't take note of Regulus' clothes, only of the fact that there was a Regulus, and that that Regulus was being a PRISSY LITTLE GIRL and neded to be PROPERLY PUT INTO PLACE.

SO, what if he didn't have another reason?!?!? IT WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE YOUR DAY RUINED BY YOUR FRIEND. DAYS, EVEN.

YEAH A WEEK, SO WHAT.

"YOU!"

With lots of yelling ad menacing looks.

"YOU!"

regulust March 25 2007, 10:03:08 UTC

Just as Regulus was admiring his work of genius, he was SO rudely interrupting by someone who was YELLING AT HIM.

THE NERVE.

Regulus spun around and glared at Avery.

"YOU."

Regulus narrowed his eyes.

"YOUIf he was going to play the "YOU" game, SO WOULD REGULUS. There was absolutely nothing off-limits now, not after Avery proving himself to be the most gigantic sort of wanker that Regulus ever met in his ENTIRE LIFE ( ... )

averyateyourmom March 25 2007, 10:09:06 UTC

"I LIVE HERE. YOU CAN'T BAN ME FROM HERE."

Avery was INDIGNANT. HE LIVED IN THIS ROOM. HIS THINGS WERE HERE. HE COULDN'T BAN HIM FROM HIS OWN ROOM. HE WAS SURE. ...Or kind of sure. WHATEVER. REGULUS WAS BEING A PRISSY LITTLE ARSEHOLE, WASN'T HE?

"IMPORTANT? When do you EVER do anything important?" Avery said, making a face.

Now that was mean. Regulus did many important things. And Regulus was nice.

...NO HE WASN'T GOOD GOD, HE WASN'T NICE, HE WAS A BITCHY LITTLE FUCKER WEARING A DRESS. HE WAS JUST THAT. A BITCHY LITTLE FUCKER. AND IN A DRESS. DAMMIT. DRESS, WHAT THE HELL.

"I LIVE here, you great wankface," Avery snarled, pushing past him roughly to enter the room.

regulust March 25 2007, 10:19:10 UTC

"I CAN BAN YOU FROM HERE IF I WANT TO!" Regulus was tempted to stomp like a little child but that might not exactly be to his benefit right now, "I mean, YOU left here the other day so that might as well have been you saying you DON'T want to stay here ( ... )

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regulust April 6 2007, 01:30:36 UTC

"Pirate..buttsex," Regulus repeated, looking at Avery, a bit unsure now because Avery sounded .. well he didn't sound as enthusiastic about the idea as Regulus would have hoped him to. Regulus had hoped that Avery would've greeted the idea with MUCH JOY and then jump on him and carry on with whatever business he could conduct all up.. wherever it was that this business would really go on ( ... )