The Flora Legacy: 5.2
[WARNINGS: 67 IMAGES, ADULT LANGUAGE, LOLCAT SPEAK & SOME BAD SIM PARENTING]
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, Datura, the gen 4 Heir, met F'nor (of simsforaranya's Knight Legacy). They fell in love, married, and F'nor's sperm turned out to be super sperm, for Datura was quickly pregnant. When we left off, Datura had just given birth to the first child of Gen 5, a little boy named Mandrake.
Datura: Here, you take it dad. *shoves baby over*
Sprout: Oh, hello baby... Wait, where are you going?
Datura: *runs into bedroom*
F'nor: SEXXXXXX!
shoefleesims: Oh, I see.
Well at least SOMEONE knows how to take care of a new baby.
F'nor: So, now that you've popped out the kid, want to have woohoo?
Datura: Oh hellz yeah!
Sprout: I'm sorry your parents suck, little Mandrake. But it's best you learn it at a young age.
*MOMENTS AFTER TEH SEXING*
Datura: Ugh I don't feel so good.
SUPER SPERM, I tell you, F'nor has superhero sperm.
Datura: Blurgh.
shoefleesims: Haha. Sperminated!
Datura: Bitch.
The next day, Datura tries to be a good mom. But she fails.
Datura: *pouts* Why is it crying?
Datura: Eeeee, make it stop, make it stop!
A little direction from a kindly sim!god always helps.
Datura: Ah HAH! If I stick something in its mouth, it shuts up!
And now:
F'NOR LOOKS SEXY WHEN...
...He is painting a silly picture.
...He is pruning the hedges while shirtless!
...He is staring up at the camera!
Also, this picture indicates the moment when I FINALLY buckled down and got new skins. (Thanks to a teensy push from a post at simsecret, but I was already thinking about it for awhile). Anyway, my new skins are Pooklet's Emphemera-based blend. They are beautiful and make my sims look even hotter. And of course this required I take a few pictures!
The newly-skinned Datura! I think these skins are much more pink than the old ones I had (Rensim's circonflex). AND they have nose shading, which I never knew I was missing until I had it.
Family portrait! You can see now that Mandrake is definitely in-between Datura (S2) and F'nor (S4). This set of skins also came with two extra geneticised tones. So there is not only S3 (which Mandrake has) but a skin I like to refer to as S2.5; it's between S2 and S3 and you will see it shortly. ;)
Awww, F'nor is a good hot daddy!
And now, in a tribute to her great-grandmother Bluebell Flora, the founder of this beautiful legacy, I bring you:
DATURA DANCES (WITH A CAMEO BY F'NOR FLORA!)
Sometimes she forgets the moves. But it's ok, Datura. Your Great-Grandmother Bluebell did it too.
F'nor: LOL my wife forgot the moves!
shoefleesims: Oh yeah? Let me see you do better!
F'nor: Um. Er.
shoefleesims: Ah HAH!
See, Datura IS a good mom!
And she's going to be one again!
Datura: *pizzlepops* What the heck is happening to my belly! IS SOME STRANGE ALIEN GOING TO BURST OUT OF MY CHEST! AHHHH!
F'nor as promoted. This is serious business.
And its Mandrake's birthday!
Everyone: WOOOOO!
Datura: Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
F'nor: Especially when we haven't changed his diapers.
Sprouts: KIDS!
Well he definitely inherited the big eyes! But he also got the elf ears!
He's adorable!
I just have one peeve with the big eyes. The eyelashes look SO funny! They stick out all weird, and there's a skin-gap between them and the eyes. Do you see that? Anyone know if there is a way to fix that?
Datura: If I shake it, will candy come out?
Datura: Awww, nuts! No candy. But it is kinda cute.
Datura: There once was a teddy bear named Bob. He was happy. Then a big scary alien came flying out of his stomach, ripped his stuffing to shreds, and killed him. The end.
Mandrake: O_O
Sprout: Hey, congrats on your wife being pregnant again!
F'nor: Oh thanks, I- Wait, WHAT?!? DAMN MY SUPERHERO SPERM!!!
Ghost!Andrea: *Does not approve of your stupidity*
Pizzle pop again!
Mandrake: MAH MOMMY THINKZ CANDY SHUD COME OUT OF MAH HEAD AN SHE SED IF I DON'T GIV HER CANDY AN ALIEN WILL POP OUT OF MAH TUMMY AN EAT ME!
Yes. My toddler's talk in LOLcat. Muahaha.
Also, Mandrake is bipolar.
Mandrake: I WANTS BOTTLE. GIMIE BOTTLE OR IM GONNA KEEEEEL YOU!
Mandrake: Oh a bottle, yay!
New skins + New Eyebrows (rensim!) make me notice how pretty the mail lady is!
Oh yes, you THINK he looks sweet and innocent. But look closer. His eyes are open people. HE SEES YOU WHEN HE'S SLEEPING!
Datura: OHHH NOOOO! It's HAPPENING! The aliens are gunna burst out of meeee!
Grim Reaper: We interrupt your regularly scheduled birthing for... DEATH! Muahahaha.
Sprout: Noooo, I don't wanna gooo! You don't understand, if I'm not here my daughter will probably KILL her baby!
Ghost!Greenbean: *is sad* Tis not a pip pip sort of moment. :(
And back to the birth... It's a baby!
Aaaand, another baby!
And Sprout goes to join his other family in the graveyard. I was not expecting his death, so he wasn't platinum. Goodbye Sprout. You will be missed.
Meet Hyacinth. She has S2.5 (so cool!) skin, black hair and purple eyes.
And meet her twin sister, Hydrangea. She pretty much looks like Mandrake, with S3 skin, black hair and purple eyes.
Oh, and the inspiration for the names was my up coming wedding. My bouquet is going to be Hydrangea and white roses. I kept saying Hyacinth instead of Hydrangea, so when the twin girls were born, I thought, IDEA!
Mandrake: I R THE ONLY CHILD THAT MATTERS, PAY ATTENSHUN TO ME NAO, MINIONS!
Mandrake: OH HAI THAR MINIONS! *grins happily*
*cough*BIPOLAR!*cough* Also... Mandrake sort of scares me.
Now that Sprout is gone, his room gets turned into a nursery for the twins.
I suddenly remembered to check F'nor's inventory! Found all this inside. I sold everything except the telescope and...
The fish tank!
F'nor: I am super F'nor! I will eat you fishies! Nom nom nom.
Datura likes to use the fish tank for her zen yoga time.
F'nor: Ugh, this baby stinks! Get it away from me! *throws baby up into the air* Ahhh! Why does it come BACK!
He tries, though, really he does. Without prompting, I swear! *shifty eyes*
The next day, F'nor attempts some Zen yoga of his own. And it suddenly becomes clear why he and Datura spend so much time in bed. F'nor is FLEXIBLE!
The maid notices too.
I see you there, not even trying to pretend that you're cleaning the fish tank. You want some of that flexible ass, don't you? Well he's TAKEN!
Datura was promoted. This is also serious business.
And in not so serious business, it is Mandrake's birthday again! (That was fast! I didn't intend it to be, but the game got a bit boring for awhile and things kind of speed by).
F'nor: Ugh, I can't look. PLEASE don't let me son grow up ugly!
I think he's cute! TADA! Eyelashes still bother me though.
And that's it for this update of the Flora Legacy! The FAMILY TREE has been updated, and the resource post will be updated shortly as well.
Oh, and if you're looking forward to the next update of the Thayer Legacy (the JOINT legacy I share with my sister), it will be this Sunday! The Thayer legacy will be updated EVERY Sunday. So mark it on your calenders!