The Flora Legacy: 5.5
[80 IMAGES, POSSIBLY ADULT SITUATIONS]
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy: The Floras moved into a new home. Datura and F'nor were like rabbits. The ghosts were bald and mad. The kids were cute.
Now that Hyacinth and Hydrangea are kids, I've given their room a makeover. It's a pink/green princess room.
Complete with reading nook.
Hyacinth is too busy playing video games to notice, though.
Mandrake: HAHA, you can't get me!
Hyacinth: *is so awesome she curves the imaginary bullet* POW!
Mandrake: *dies*
Mandrake: Haha how awesome, it's like your an assassin.
Hyacinth: I am, Mandrake. And you're next on my list.
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Mandrake: Wait, I don't believe you. POW!
Hyacinth: *is so awesome she moves through solid objects* I told you so.
Hydrangea: Why does my pen look like a knife?
Hydrangea is definitely not as cool as Hyacinth (who so would have turned the knife into a pen with her awesome assassin skills).
So Datura and F'nor are enjoying a nice time on the swings together...
When their daughter has the audacity to come down and want to swing with her parents!
Datura: Ugh, how rude!
F'nor: I know, right? F'nor is not amused.
Datura: Wanna make out?
F'nor: Oh yeah, F'nor would like that!
And I say... TADA! That's right, ghost Bluebell is no-longer bald! Thanks to simsforaranya's suggestion of using the Lot Debugger, she now has her blue hair again! Woot!
F'nor: Mmm, F'nor is looking GOOD today.
F'nor: Yeah baby, F'nor doesn't mind you watching while he showers.
Hydrangea: ZzzZzzz... I bet my life would have been better if Grandpa Sprout hadn't died when I was born...
Hyacinth: ZzzZZzzZzz... I bet my life would be better if my brother would just let me assassinate him.
Mandrake: Zzzz... no! No, Hyacinth, don't kill me! Zzzzz... no, I want to LIVE, Daddy please save me!
Hyacinth: Thanks Daddy!
Mandrake: Thanks Dad!
Hydrangea: Yeah tha- Hey, wait a minute!
Nope, F'nor doesn't play favorites or anything...
Hydrangea has to move to get her food.
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Hyacinth: Man, I really wish my eye lasers were working today so I could assassinate Mandrake.
Mandrake: *from offscreen* O.O *pees pants*
The headmaster is coming for dinner! We must clean!
F'nor: What do you mean, clean? F'nor doesn't clean!
F'nor: F'nor thinks this shit is bananas.
F'nor: See, F'nor knew we had a maid for this cleaning shit! And let me tell you, F'nor thinks this view is fiiiiine!
F'nor: F'nor needs to relax now, ok? He had a tiring day.
It's only her second day of school or something, but...
She is still very perplexed at her B.
Hyacinth: Man, am I going to have to assassinate my teacher to get an A+?
Mandrake: *from the back of the bus* What? Did I hear someone say assassinate? O.O *pees pants*
Mandrake and Hyacinth brought these two sisters home from school. Girl with black hair is Jupiter Galaxy, girl with blond hair is Moon Galaxy. They're the daughters of Aurora Galaxy, who I created for fun because I wanted a Sim with small alien eyes and pointy ears.
Unlike her siblings, Hydrangea brings no one home from the school. And the bus doesn't even wait for her to check her grades before speeding off.
The two sets of twin sisters play on the swing.
Mandrake: I feel left out... *pouts*
Hyacinth: Be quiet, Mandrake, or I'll-
Mandrake: *runs*
Homework party! NONE of them looks very sure of themselves there.
Datura: Oh well, hello there Mr. Headmaster! Welcome to our home. You have such a lovely school!
Headmaster: A lovely school, you say? 60 POINTS TO YOU!
No. Seriously! She "schmoozed" him once about school and got 60 points. XD
Headmaster: WOW this bedroom rocks!
Datura: Yeah, its ok.
Wow, that was easy.
Headmaster: Why do I feel like I jumped to a decision? Damnit! I should have dragged it out and milked a dinner out of them! Now I'm going to have to go home to my 15 cats and eat cold soup out of a can all by myself!
Family: *all blows horns at once*
Mandrake: OMG a circus yay!
Hyacinth: Or... my horn is really a poisonous dart gun.
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Mandrake: Hah! Now that I'm tall, Hyacinth won't even think about assassinating me!
Hyacinth: *thinks about it*
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Anyway, here's Mandrake. He has a very round face that somehow makes him look very young to me. And those eyes!
Oh really now? (explains the eyeliner!)
This is Mandrake's hip, funky new teen room.
He approves.
F'nor: F'nor has let himself go.
Hydrangea: Heh heh heh.
She looks very evil. I think maybe Hyacinth has been giving her secret assassin lessons.
Hydrangea: I'll show you not to watch tv without me! HAH!
F'nor: Aiiiieeeeeeiii!!!
F'nor: F'nor's chubby belly does not approve of shock treatment.
F'nor gets to work on that belly.
Ghost!Andrea: BOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO HAVE SUCH NICE HAIR!!!
Datura: AHHHH OMG IT'S A CRUSTY OLD ELECTROCUTED GHOST!!!
Awww, her swinging was interrupted! (Seriously, its all she does!)
Hyadrangea: Why yes, one of my super sekrit assassin powers is the ability to fly.
F'nor: Yes, now F'nor is looking fllllyyyyy.
Hyacinth: Hey, you know I never meant all that stuff about being an assassin. You're my brother and I love you! *bats eyelashes*
Mandrake: *falls for it* Awww, I love you to, little sis!
Hyacinth: Ah hah, now that he has fallen for my trap, I must spring it!
Hyacinth: Muahaha... Oh MAAAAAAANDRAKE?
Mandrake: AIIIIIIAAAAAH! *pees pants*
After a nice long weekend, its the private school uniform parade!
F'nor: Yes, that's right, F'nor is awesome.
Mandrake is off to take a trip downtown so he can escape his assassin sister find a hot boy-toy.
We try The Hub first.
Mandrake strikes a pose...
One the very, very empty dance floor. Awkward!
shoefleesims: Well, see anything you like?
Mandrake: Hmmm....
Mandrake: HEY TAXI DRIVER GET ME OUT OF THIS BOYTOY-LESS PLACE STAT!
So we head over to The Corner Shoppes instead and spot this handsome man. How about him?
Mandrake: Ewwww, blech, ick, YUCK!
shoefleesims: Ooookkk....
Mandrake: I like this one, please.
Well I suppose we can work with that. His name is Jess, by the way.
Mandrake: WOW, look at that girl's gorgeous shoes!
Jess: I know, aren't they fabulous?
Mandrake: And with that pink dress? Absolutely divine!
shoefleesims: .... *snickers*
I just had to show this loading screen. See, Mandrake is FIERCE, people!
He is also coy. He has many sides. ;)
Dude, it's only been a day! Desperate much?
Aaaand, it's the twins' birthday!
Here is Hydrangea. I think she would be SO much prettier with small eyes. I don't know, I think they just stretch her face too much!
And next....
She's hip. She's cool. She can kill you with her mind.
Iiiiiit's HYACINTH!
Crowd: *cheer and goes wild*
Anyway, she's beautiful. I think she looks a lot like her Dad, but with her Mom's nose. And maybe its just me, but she reminds me of some past Floras (before the alien genes got in there). Oh, and that's supposed to say NICE: 8, but I typo-ed.
HYACINTH SPAM
Hyacinth: I know 50 ways to kill a man. *grins widely and happily*
She's hot and she knows it.
Oh did I mention she is SO heir? :D
And that's it for this update of the Flora Legacy! I hope you enjoyed it. I should be updating/redoing the family tree sometime tomorrow.