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shoegal529

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Oct 13, 2005 11:05

stolen from catusthesaint

Google for '[your name] needs', and post the ones that amuse you (or that you want to post, for any other reason)

This made me giggle.

Ashley needs more from Bailey than help getting into a Chanel sample sale ( Read more... )

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Great, now I need to hide from unknown assassins. anonymous October 13 2005, 18:39:11 UTC

Yes, wendall needs to die. Slowly and painfully

Re: Great, now I need to hide from unknown assassins. lexical_closure October 13 2005, 18:40:00 UTC

This was me.

Too used to always being logged in from the box at home.

Sorry about that.

Re: Great, now I need to hide from unknown assassins. shoegal529 October 13 2005, 20:06:10 UTC

spookey. I would find out whose site that is on and be wary if they ever knock on your door.

xinfinitejestx October 13 2005, 19:45:27 UTC

All I have to say is:
Claire Needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet by Peter Balestrieri

*snicker*

The rest all pertains to Lost, damn name hijackers.

shoegal529 October 13 2005, 20:10:02 UTC

how about: but Franz needs a wheelchair and must pass a medical examination to be His wife

most of mine were about a "special needs" girl named Ashley.

xinfinitejestx October 13 2005, 20:14:39 UTC

Special needs...oh dear. The character who stole my name? I think someone told me she's preganant.

Quite the couple we make!

Try your initials...too funny for mine:
CCF NEEDS TO IMPLEMENT ADDITIONAL PROCEDURES TO ENSURE THAT IT RECEIVES ITS PROPER SHARE
Right now CCF needs motorcycles, motorbikes, or bicycles to help the children and families in Afghanistan, Bolivia, East Timor, Ethiopia, Guatemala
CCF believes that the natural family needs respect and support
Boasting a terrific record with CCF, Michael is also recognized for taking many emergency coverages and helping out when CCF needs him the most

shoegal529 October 13 2005, 20:40:03 UTC

hahah

ALC needs to be more active in enforcing their decisions

The ALC needs to know concisely and directly what the heart of the problem is.

and my personal favorite:
What ALC needs is a really good, old-fashioned panic

so, um... you need bikes huh? not scooters?

Thread 9

mistress_o_dark October 14 2005, 12:00:44 UTC

That's not fair, mine is crap because of that stuipd book 'Heather has two mommies' >:( Yours is hella funny. :)

:* shoegal529 October 14 2005, 17:57:05 UTC

this one cracked me up for you:
"Heather Needs Men ...Now!
Hi! My name is Heather Goldstein and this is my home page! ... Because Heather
likes to play rough!!! And no hair on your back!!! I mean, yuck! ..."