Can I just say, I HATE cliare so much. please don't tell her, I'm using her for her flat iron.

They are really expensive.

yay. finished a workout. my legs hurt. oh good lord.

Time to shower, finish my drink (the perfect post workout cooldown) and go visit Chuck.

All is well here. how are YOU doing?

( becuase he made me do it, but I won't make others )

" make the delicious smell of waffles but theres really no waffles there" -Oscar

"sin more to confess more to molest more" -Claire

*pops head out of hole*

hmmm... no. not quite ready to come out yet.

*buries self back in cave*

Today is Friday ( Read more... )

don't forget to wish your secretaries, assistants, and office bitches a happy Administrative proffessionals Day.

My office bitch present was a gift certificate to a day spa. yay!!

I had a really weird dream last night. I was a co-star in a musical staring my self, the Muppets, and (of course) James Earl Jones. Man, that guy can shake his ass.

I think we should all go out. ALL of us. if you read this, you should say you'll come. or call me. then you should post this on your friends page, and get your friends to come. Friday. all of us.

a sign of the Apocalypse commenced this weekend:

I cooked. I cooked a real meal. I didn't burn anything, nothing caught on fire, and no one got food poisoning. Everything was perfect.

I had a great weekend. :) :) :) :)