Today is either GLORIOUS or TRAGIC depending on your opinions re: cradle robbing. It is Jeff Skinner's last day as a teenager and I just think it should go out with a bang
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So this is unrelated to Jeff's age but hey, it could be for his birthday! I just think there should be fic of someone buying Jeff weed and getting him high.
Bonus points if Eric finds him and he would be pissed at whoever was giving Jeff this stuff except Jeff REALLY wants to fuck, like right then, and that kind of distracts him.
would you judge me if i wanted fic where jeff convinces eric to fuck him so he can stop being a virgin before he turns 20, and would you judge me more or less if jeff is lying to get eric into bed?
no and I can't answer that because it was my first thought.
also it makes me wish I recorded the grocery shopping trip where I told Casey I wanted a version of this for Seguin/Marchand back when I cared about the Bruins for two weeks
Also he obviously does it before worlds and when Eric hesitates he's like "never mind, it's fine, PK will be in Finland -" and Eric immediately agrees.
but just because he's doing it before PK gets a chance to doesn't mean he's not going to do it right. he kisses jeff - and clearly he's done plenty of kissing even if he hasn't gotten all the way - and then makes plan to take him out. because this should be special.
i feel like i'm kind of late to the party re: this post, but just popping in to say that the two fic ideas that will not leave my mind no matter how hard i push them with regards to jeff skinner are a) a modern day pygmalion au, where eric is pygmalion and jeff is galatea, but instead of them boning after jeff comes to life, eric has a lot of guilty feelings and there's a lot of angst about whether it's ethical to bone your own creation, and b) the HS au with always-a-girl!PK as a cheerleader and she and jeff have been best friends for ages, and then suddenly he's like "holy shit, i'm attracted to her." and then he starts avoiding her & then there are a lot of high school-esque misunderstandings and stuff.
testing needs to end so that i can write these/badger other people into writing them.
lol yeah PK definitely doesn't need to be a girl haha. I just really, really want there to be an awkward moment when they're friendly-wrestling the way they always do and then she ends up on top of him and then her boobs are in his face??? ~and that's how it all starts~ plus the idea of girl!PK makes me so excited that I just really, really can't even.
God, right? He would just kind of stutter around and helplessly call Cam, and then Cam would show up with a birth certificate and an ID card and Eric would be like... "how..."
Cam: "I know people. who know people." And Eric decides not to ask, haha.
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Bonus points if Eric finds him and he would be pissed at whoever was giving Jeff this stuff except Jeff REALLY wants to fuck, like right then, and that kind of distracts him.
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also, whoops didn't realize anon comments screened /o\
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also it makes me wish I recorded the grocery shopping trip where I told Casey I wanted a version of this for Seguin/Marchand back when I cared about the Bruins for two weeks
Also he obviously does it before worlds and when Eric hesitates he's like "never mind, it's fine, PK will be in Finland -" and Eric immediately agrees.
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testing needs to end so that i can write these/badger other people into writing them.
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and Eric would be FINE with turning himself to stone but SO AWKWARD when Jeff came to life.
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God, right? He would just kind of stutter around and helplessly call Cam, and then Cam would show up with a birth certificate and an ID card and Eric would be like... "how..."
Cam: "I know people. who know people." And Eric decides not to ask, haha.
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