25th Shoe of Baileys - Action

[shoeofbaileys]

[It is too damn hot in the summer, especially for freaky fishmen. Clearly, Old Gregg needs to do something to remedy this. And do so, he shall.]

A. Old Gregg Digs a Damn Big Hole in his front lawn

[For the residents of Albright Lane, feel free to notice your neighbor at 1651 has decided to start digging an enormous hole in the front lawn. For any

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[pokeay]

[ throwing away food is like a cardinal sin in Dia's book... ]

Why'd you throw that away...?

[shoeofbaileys]

[Gregg just lifts his chin up a little, leering.]

All tricked Old Gregg, looking all smooth and creamy.

It ain't Baileys at all.

[pokeay]

But it didn't mean to do that, I'm sure...!

[ ... ] Um. What's Baileys?

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't care! It did it anyway!

Baileys?

[And Gregg is getting off the bench and on to all fours, scooting closer to you Dia.]

You never had Baileys?

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[no_indoor_voice]

[Just stares. NICE JOB SCREWING UP THE LAWN, GREGG.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[And Gregg will just continue to merrily dig for a bit before getting up to go and get the hose.]

[no_indoor_voice]

...the hell are you doing.

[shoeofbaileys]

What's it look like stupid?

Old Gregg all makin' himself a water-hole.

[Isn't it fucking obvious?]

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[luxuriality]

[ She stares, and though her face remains as flat as always, she's quite disgusted deep down ]

And to think I've thought I've seen it all.

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[shoeofbaileys]

You ever seen a baby eat a weiner dog?

[luxuriality]

I've never seen something that disgusting, no.

[shoeofbaileys]

Ain't seen everything then have you?

Old Gregg seen it. Yes ma'am.

That lady all shouldn't have left her weiner dog unattended.