Highly Classified

[shoeshine87]

Current War Report from North Ave. 902 apt A

Classfied: Class A

Operation: Final Stand

Civillian report:
Survivor rate: 0%
Death rate: 100%

Current death toll: 5 energy drinks, 7 cokes, 21 bottles of water,

Longest surviving time: 3 hours
Shortest Surviving time: 48 seconds

Most honorable death: 1 gulp
Most dishonorable death: crushed corpse/can

Expected

Comments

[amoebaman]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds awesome. Or horribly traumatizing. I'm fine with either, oddly enough.

[shoeshine87]

suppose a joke about my final's week