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SO SARAH GOT AN E-MAIL FROM GUY CECIL
AND IT SPAWNED THIS
precure black 1:59 pm
KUKKI I GOT AN EMAIL FROM GUY AGAIN.
Shokora Kukki 2:00 pm
SAME SUBJECT?
precure black 2:01 pm
YEAH HE STILL HATES REPUBLICANS
Shokora Kukki 2:01 pm
LORDIE, GUY
WHAT IF DUKE FABRE CATCHES YOU
precure black 2:02 pm
He'd have to move underground. :|b
Shokora Kukki 2:02 pm
And write more e-mails about republican hate.
precure black 2:02 pm
YEP
In an alternate universe, Guy is a very active political left-winger apparently.
Shokora Kukki 2:07 pm
Apparently we're in that alternate universe, too.
precure black 2:09 pm
...OHSNAP
So where are we in Abyss...?
Shokora Kukki 2:09 pm
BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN
OTHERWISE GUY WOULD'VE ABANDONED IT TO FIGHT BY LUKE'S SIDE
precure black 2:12 pm
Obviously someone should app Guy somewhere and use this Guy as their PB.
CHARACTER: GUY CECIL
PLAYED BY: GUY CECIL
Shokora Kukki 2:12 pm
HAHAHAAA
AND GET PEOPLE TO JOIN HIS MAILING LIST
precure black 2:12 pm
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:13 pm
And when asked why he hates republicans so much he can talk about how they screwed his home/family over
precure black 2:13 pm
And then a scandal comes to light
"IS IT TRUE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A REPUBLICAN?"
"NO COMMENT"
Shokora Kukki 2:13 pm
GASP
Shokora Kukki 2:14 pm
AND THEN THERE ARE TABLOID PICTURES
OF HIM CHILLING WITH LUKE
precure black 2:14 pm
OH SNAP
AND WHEN THEY LEARN HE'S THE DUKE'S SON
SHIT'S GOIN' DOWN MAN
Shokora Kukki 2:14 pm
OH HELL YES
precure black 2:15 pm
It'd be like... Obama chillin with the spawn of Rush Limbaghhghgvhge.
Shokora Kukki 2:15 pm
YUP
precure black 2:15 pm
/actual spelling
Shokora Kukki 2:15 pm
asldkfj
And then at one point Guy is just like
Guy: Luke you bitch
Guy: I'm taking you to the left
precure black 2:16 pm
He gives a Nixon-esque resignation speech.
Shokora Kukki 2:16 pm
That too |D
precure black 2:16 pm
"I AM NOT A CROOK."
Shokora Kukki 2:16 pm
AND THEN WHEN LUKE SCREWS OVER A CITY THANKS TO HIS REPUBLICAN WAYS
HE REALLY DOES SHIFT TO THE LEFT
AND CUTS HIS HAIR
precure black 2:17 pm
NO WAIT THIS IS PRESENT DAY it's gotta be the opposite.
SINCE REBELS HAVE LONG HAIR
HE GROWS IT OUT
Shokora Kukki 2:17 pm
OH SNAP
precure black 2:18 pm
AND THEN TURNS INTO BITCHY LUKE TO REBEL AGAINST HIS DAD
precure black 2:18 pm
Also, the God-generals are terrorists. Even the loli.
Shokora Kukki 2:18 pm
Yes.
precure black 2:18 pm
*Especially the loli
Shokora Kukki 2:18 pm
And Van is a terrorist going undercover.
precure black 2:19 pm
The eyebrows and beard are a lie
Shokora Kukki 2:19 pm
And he uses Luke to try and destroy some other important symbol to America
Like uh
the statue of liberty idk
precure black 2:20 pm
.../SAY YOUR STATUS AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD
*SAW
Shokora Kukki 2:20 pm
|DD [GUY LEAVE THE REPUBLICANS ALONE GODDAMN]
precure black 2:21 pm
Also there needs to be a scene with a giant american flag every 10 minutes, because they are... in America
Shokora Kukki 2:21 pm
PRETTY MUCH
Luke runs across a street to hide from the public and for some reason a giant american flag is flapping above the street
precure black 2:22 pm
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:22 pm
THE FLAG FOLLOWS HIM MAN
precure black 2:23 pm
Meanwhile, Mieu is a small cheagle robot decked out in he stars and stripes.
*the
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
Guy made it
precure black 2:23 pm
In America.
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
Or Dist
precure black 2:23 pm
NO DIST IS A TERRORIST
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
And it's revealed that Mieu actually has a bomb built inside him
precure black 2:23 pm
Ohshit
PLOT TWIIIIST
Shokora Kukki 2:24 pm
GUY GOT IT FROM DIST, NOT KNOWING OF HIS TERRORIST WAYS, TO GIVE TO LUKE
EVEN MIEU DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BOMB
precure black 2:24 pm
UNTIL HE EXPLODES
precure black 2:24 pm
AND LUKE "DIES"
SO GUY
BECOMES
SUPERMAN
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
ASKLDFJ
precure black 2:25 pm
Wait, no
BATMAN
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
HAHAHAAA YES
precure black 2:25 pm
CAPTAIN AMERICA PERHAPS
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
AND THE UNDERGROUND WHERE HE ESCAPED TO BECOMES THE BATCAVE
OR THE AMERICA CAVE
precure black 2:25 pm
hbsdfsd
AMERICAVE
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
YES
LUKE HIMSELF BECOMES BATMAN
NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS BECAUSE OF HIS DISGUISE
precure black 2:27 pm
OHMAN
And he gives Guy crypitic advice throughout the series
Because this is a series now
Shokora Kukki 2:28 pm
YUP
precure black 2:28 pm
*CRYPTIC I CAN SPELL
*UNLESS THAT'S WRONG TOO
Shokora Kukki 2:28 pm
I THINK THAT'S RIGHT
AND GUY IS ALL "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW LUKE IS DEEEAD"
AND LUKE IS LIKE
"......"
MYSTERIOUSLY
Also my status |D [Guy: QUICK, LUKE, TO THE AMERICOBILE]
precure black 2:29 pm
hndsbfjkhsd
Shokora Kukki 2:30 pm
THAT'S AFTER HE REALIZES LUKE IS BATMAN
And Luke is like
"What no I got my BATMOBILE"
precure black 2:31 pm
"ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN LUKE?"
"ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN?"
And then
PLOT TWIST
HE'S CANADIAN
Shokora Kukki 2:31 pm
OH SNAP
precure black 2:31 pm
Born just outside the border, he could never live up to his father's expectation that he become President
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
But Guy sticks with him anyway because HE'S HIS BRO
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
AND THEY HAVE A RAD BROMANCE
precure black 2:32 pm
YUP
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
"besides my ride is pimped out like an american B|"
precure black 2:33 pm
So they use the Americomobile for official business
And the Batmobile to pick up chicks.
Shokora Kukki 2:33 pm
Yup.
Except not because Guy is afraid of chicks
IT'S DUKE FABRE'S FAULT
precure black 2:33 pm
GDIT FABRE
Shokora Kukki 2:33 pm
EVERY TIME THEY TRY TO PICK UP CHICKS AND FAIL
GUY WRITE A NEW NEWSLETTER
WRITES*
precure black 2:34 pm
jhbbvfjhw
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:34 pm
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THAT E-MAIL SARAH
precure black 2:34 pm
POOR GUY
HE JUST WANTS TO SCORE
Shokora Kukki 2:34 pm
BUT HE'S FOREVER COCKBLOCKED BY THE REPUBLICANS
precure black is available 2:34 pm
GUY CECIL: FOREVER COCKBLOCKED BY THE REPUBLICANS 1s ago Comment
precure black 2:35 pm
/STATUS
Shokora Kukki 2:35 pm
AHAHAHALSDKJF
Maaan I wanna save this whole thing and post it
precure black 2:35 pm
THIS IS MY NEW CANON.
DO IT
But wait where's everyone else
...I GOT IT
precure black 2:37 pm
ANISE COMES FROM A POOR FAMILY WHO CAN'T GET WELFARE BECAUSE OF THE REPUBLICANS SO SHE WORKS FOR A SLEAZY POLITICIAN FROM HER HOMETOWN, GOVERNOR MOHS
Shokora Kukki 2:37 pm
AND HER PARENTS ARE ALWAYS IN DEBT BECAUSE WHATEVER MONEY THEY GET, THEY GIVE TO CHARITY
precure black 2:37 pm
YUP
TEAR IS A LBGT SINGER IN A NIGHTCLUB WHO CAN'T MARRY HER LIFEPARTNER NATALIA. Also this is taboo because Tear is ~FAMOUS~ and Natalia is the Duke's niece.
SCANDALOUS
JADE IS A SPY WORKING UNDERCOVER WITH THE CIA
precure black 2:39 pm
He's secretly plotting their downfall because he's Jade and he's badass.
ION LIVES NEAR A NUCLEAR WASTE DUMPING AREA. THAT'S WHY HIS HAIR IS GREEN. He dies in a nuclear reactor meltdown. CAUSED. BY REPUBLICANS.
...
SOMEHOW.
Shokora Kukki 2:40 pm
... now i just see ion coming back as ionzilla
precure black 2:40 pm
hsbdjuhsbdj
sjhgefjh
.../it's so moe
Moezilla
Shokora Kukki 2:40 pm
And he doesn't do anything because he's too nice to destroy anything
precure black 2:40 pm
SO he just sits and takes up parking spaces and rings up millions in tickets.
Shokora Kukki 2:41 pm
Yup.
AND ASCH IS LUKE'S LONG LOST BROTHER AND AN INDEPENDENT BECAUSE HE KNOWS BOTH SIDES ARE NUTS
IN FACT HE WAS BRIEFLY A PART OF VAN'S CIRCLE OF TERRORISTS
precure black 2:41 pm
NONO DUDE
DUDE
ASCH IS THE GOOD SON BORN IN AMERICA (they were twins and mommy jumped the border in time don't ask how) AND HE'S LINED UP TO BECOME PRESIDENT
BUT IS SECRETLY A TERRORIST
Shokora Kukki 2:42 pm
OH SNAP
BUT ONCE HE FIGURES OUT THAT VAN NOT ONLY WANTS TO DESTROY AMERICA, BUT THE WORLD
THAT'S WHEN HE CALLS BS
precure black 2:43 pm
YUP
AND SO HE GOES TO TRY AND HELP THE OTHERS FROM THE INSIDE
AND GETS ASSASSINATED
Shokora Kukki 2:44 pm
YUP
AND ONLY LUKE IS UPSET ABOUT THIS BECAUSE NATALIA REALLY ONLY CARES ABOUT TEAR
ACTUALLY
THAT'S WHY LUKE BECAME BATMAN
precure black 2:45 pm
OHSNAP
THAT'S WHY HE FAKED HIS DEATH
Shokora Kukki 2:45 pm
SO THAT HE COULD PRETEND TO BE ASCH
OHSNAP
precure black 2:45 pm
This is deep stuff.
Shokora Kukki 2:45 pm
Totally.
/saves this |D
precure black 2:47 pm
B)
AND IT SPAWNED THIS
precure black 1:59 pm
KUKKI I GOT AN EMAIL FROM GUY AGAIN.
Shokora Kukki 2:00 pm
SAME SUBJECT?
precure black 2:01 pm
YEAH HE STILL HATES REPUBLICANS
Shokora Kukki 2:01 pm
LORDIE, GUY
WHAT IF DUKE FABRE CATCHES YOU
precure black 2:02 pm
He'd have to move underground. :|b
Shokora Kukki 2:02 pm
And write more e-mails about republican hate.
precure black 2:02 pm
YEP
In an alternate universe, Guy is a very active political left-winger apparently.
Shokora Kukki 2:07 pm
Apparently we're in that alternate universe, too.
precure black 2:09 pm
...OHSNAP
So where are we in Abyss...?
Shokora Kukki 2:09 pm
BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN
OTHERWISE GUY WOULD'VE ABANDONED IT TO FIGHT BY LUKE'S SIDE
precure black 2:12 pm
Obviously someone should app Guy somewhere and use this Guy as their PB.
CHARACTER: GUY CECIL
PLAYED BY: GUY CECIL
Shokora Kukki 2:12 pm
HAHAHAAA
AND GET PEOPLE TO JOIN HIS MAILING LIST
precure black 2:12 pm
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:13 pm
And when asked why he hates republicans so much he can talk about how they screwed his home/family over
precure black 2:13 pm
And then a scandal comes to light
"IS IT TRUE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A REPUBLICAN?"
"NO COMMENT"
Shokora Kukki 2:13 pm
GASP
Shokora Kukki 2:14 pm
AND THEN THERE ARE TABLOID PICTURES
OF HIM CHILLING WITH LUKE
precure black 2:14 pm
OH SNAP
AND WHEN THEY LEARN HE'S THE DUKE'S SON
SHIT'S GOIN' DOWN MAN
Shokora Kukki 2:14 pm
OH HELL YES
precure black 2:15 pm
It'd be like... Obama chillin with the spawn of Rush Limbaghhghgvhge.
Shokora Kukki 2:15 pm
YUP
precure black 2:15 pm
/actual spelling
Shokora Kukki 2:15 pm
asldkfj
And then at one point Guy is just like
Guy: Luke you bitch
Guy: I'm taking you to the left
precure black 2:16 pm
He gives a Nixon-esque resignation speech.
Shokora Kukki 2:16 pm
That too |D
precure black 2:16 pm
"I AM NOT A CROOK."
Shokora Kukki 2:16 pm
AND THEN WHEN LUKE SCREWS OVER A CITY THANKS TO HIS REPUBLICAN WAYS
HE REALLY DOES SHIFT TO THE LEFT
AND CUTS HIS HAIR
precure black 2:17 pm
NO WAIT THIS IS PRESENT DAY it's gotta be the opposite.
SINCE REBELS HAVE LONG HAIR
HE GROWS IT OUT
Shokora Kukki 2:17 pm
OH SNAP
precure black 2:18 pm
AND THEN TURNS INTO BITCHY LUKE TO REBEL AGAINST HIS DAD
precure black 2:18 pm
Also, the God-generals are terrorists. Even the loli.
Shokora Kukki 2:18 pm
Yes.
precure black 2:18 pm
*Especially the loli
Shokora Kukki 2:18 pm
And Van is a terrorist going undercover.
precure black 2:19 pm
The eyebrows and beard are a lie
Shokora Kukki 2:19 pm
And he uses Luke to try and destroy some other important symbol to America
Like uh
the statue of liberty idk
precure black 2:20 pm
.../SAY YOUR STATUS AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD
*SAW
Shokora Kukki 2:20 pm
|DD [GUY LEAVE THE REPUBLICANS ALONE GODDAMN]
precure black 2:21 pm
Also there needs to be a scene with a giant american flag every 10 minutes, because they are... in America
Shokora Kukki 2:21 pm
PRETTY MUCH
Luke runs across a street to hide from the public and for some reason a giant american flag is flapping above the street
precure black 2:22 pm
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:22 pm
THE FLAG FOLLOWS HIM MAN
precure black 2:23 pm
Meanwhile, Mieu is a small cheagle robot decked out in he stars and stripes.
*the
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
Guy made it
precure black 2:23 pm
In America.
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
Or Dist
precure black 2:23 pm
NO DIST IS A TERRORIST
Shokora Kukki 2:23 pm
And it's revealed that Mieu actually has a bomb built inside him
precure black 2:23 pm
Ohshit
PLOT TWIIIIST
Shokora Kukki 2:24 pm
GUY GOT IT FROM DIST, NOT KNOWING OF HIS TERRORIST WAYS, TO GIVE TO LUKE
EVEN MIEU DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BOMB
precure black 2:24 pm
UNTIL HE EXPLODES
precure black 2:24 pm
AND LUKE "DIES"
SO GUY
BECOMES
SUPERMAN
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
ASKLDFJ
precure black 2:25 pm
Wait, no
BATMAN
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
HAHAHAAA YES
precure black 2:25 pm
CAPTAIN AMERICA PERHAPS
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
AND THE UNDERGROUND WHERE HE ESCAPED TO BECOMES THE BATCAVE
OR THE AMERICA CAVE
precure black 2:25 pm
hbsdfsd
AMERICAVE
Shokora Kukki 2:25 pm
YES
LUKE HIMSELF BECOMES BATMAN
NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS BECAUSE OF HIS DISGUISE
precure black 2:27 pm
OHMAN
And he gives Guy crypitic advice throughout the series
Because this is a series now
Shokora Kukki 2:28 pm
YUP
precure black 2:28 pm
*CRYPTIC I CAN SPELL
*UNLESS THAT'S WRONG TOO
Shokora Kukki 2:28 pm
I THINK THAT'S RIGHT
AND GUY IS ALL "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW LUKE IS DEEEAD"
AND LUKE IS LIKE
"......"
MYSTERIOUSLY
Also my status |D [Guy: QUICK, LUKE, TO THE AMERICOBILE]
precure black 2:29 pm
hndsbfjkhsd
Shokora Kukki 2:30 pm
THAT'S AFTER HE REALIZES LUKE IS BATMAN
And Luke is like
"What no I got my BATMOBILE"
precure black 2:31 pm
"ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN LUKE?"
"ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN?"
And then
PLOT TWIST
HE'S CANADIAN
Shokora Kukki 2:31 pm
OH SNAP
precure black 2:31 pm
Born just outside the border, he could never live up to his father's expectation that he become President
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
But Guy sticks with him anyway because HE'S HIS BRO
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
AND THEY HAVE A RAD BROMANCE
precure black 2:32 pm
YUP
Shokora Kukki 2:32 pm
"besides my ride is pimped out like an american B|"
precure black 2:33 pm
So they use the Americomobile for official business
And the Batmobile to pick up chicks.
Shokora Kukki 2:33 pm
Yup.
Except not because Guy is afraid of chicks
IT'S DUKE FABRE'S FAULT
precure black 2:33 pm
GDIT FABRE
Shokora Kukki 2:33 pm
EVERY TIME THEY TRY TO PICK UP CHICKS AND FAIL
GUY WRITE A NEW NEWSLETTER
WRITES*
precure black 2:34 pm
jhbbvfjhw
YES
Shokora Kukki 2:34 pm
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THAT E-MAIL SARAH
precure black 2:34 pm
POOR GUY
HE JUST WANTS TO SCORE
Shokora Kukki 2:34 pm
BUT HE'S FOREVER COCKBLOCKED BY THE REPUBLICANS
precure black is available 2:34 pm
GUY CECIL: FOREVER COCKBLOCKED BY THE REPUBLICANS 1s ago Comment
precure black 2:35 pm
/STATUS
Shokora Kukki 2:35 pm
AHAHAHALSDKJF
Maaan I wanna save this whole thing and post it
precure black 2:35 pm
THIS IS MY NEW CANON.
DO IT
But wait where's everyone else
...I GOT IT
precure black 2:37 pm
ANISE COMES FROM A POOR FAMILY WHO CAN'T GET WELFARE BECAUSE OF THE REPUBLICANS SO SHE WORKS FOR A SLEAZY POLITICIAN FROM HER HOMETOWN, GOVERNOR MOHS
Shokora Kukki 2:37 pm
AND HER PARENTS ARE ALWAYS IN DEBT BECAUSE WHATEVER MONEY THEY GET, THEY GIVE TO CHARITY
precure black 2:37 pm
YUP
TEAR IS A LBGT SINGER IN A NIGHTCLUB WHO CAN'T MARRY HER LIFEPARTNER NATALIA. Also this is taboo because Tear is ~FAMOUS~ and Natalia is the Duke's niece.
SCANDALOUS
JADE IS A SPY WORKING UNDERCOVER WITH THE CIA
precure black 2:39 pm
He's secretly plotting their downfall because he's Jade and he's badass.
ION LIVES NEAR A NUCLEAR WASTE DUMPING AREA. THAT'S WHY HIS HAIR IS GREEN. He dies in a nuclear reactor meltdown. CAUSED. BY REPUBLICANS.
...
SOMEHOW.
Shokora Kukki 2:40 pm
... now i just see ion coming back as ionzilla
precure black 2:40 pm
hsbdjuhsbdj
sjhgefjh
.../it's so moe
Moezilla
Shokora Kukki 2:40 pm
And he doesn't do anything because he's too nice to destroy anything
precure black 2:40 pm
SO he just sits and takes up parking spaces and rings up millions in tickets.
Shokora Kukki 2:41 pm
Yup.
AND ASCH IS LUKE'S LONG LOST BROTHER AND AN INDEPENDENT BECAUSE HE KNOWS BOTH SIDES ARE NUTS
IN FACT HE WAS BRIEFLY A PART OF VAN'S CIRCLE OF TERRORISTS
precure black 2:41 pm
NONO DUDE
DUDE
ASCH IS THE GOOD SON BORN IN AMERICA (they were twins and mommy jumped the border in time don't ask how) AND HE'S LINED UP TO BECOME PRESIDENT
BUT IS SECRETLY A TERRORIST
Shokora Kukki 2:42 pm
OH SNAP
BUT ONCE HE FIGURES OUT THAT VAN NOT ONLY WANTS TO DESTROY AMERICA, BUT THE WORLD
THAT'S WHEN HE CALLS BS
precure black 2:43 pm
YUP
AND SO HE GOES TO TRY AND HELP THE OTHERS FROM THE INSIDE
AND GETS ASSASSINATED
Shokora Kukki 2:44 pm
YUP
AND ONLY LUKE IS UPSET ABOUT THIS BECAUSE NATALIA REALLY ONLY CARES ABOUT TEAR
ACTUALLY
THAT'S WHY LUKE BECAME BATMAN
precure black 2:45 pm
OHSNAP
THAT'S WHY HE FAKED HIS DEATH
Shokora Kukki 2:45 pm
SO THAT HE COULD PRETEND TO BE ASCH
OHSNAP
precure black 2:45 pm
This is deep stuff.
Shokora Kukki 2:45 pm
Totally.
/saves this |D
precure black 2:47 pm
B)