RESCMPM does not exist. He's a fable... a story told to small children to scare them into being good. "Be good or RESCMPM will eat your kidneys while you sleep!"
I'm sure there were plenty of nice "stories," but that's all they were.
Here's one for you... Apparently RESCMPM's ear wax tastes like chocolate, but nobody knows for sure since RESCMPM doesn't actually have any ears. Well he did, but he licked them off while enjoying the chocolaty goodness that is his ear wax.
"I'm sure there were plenty of nice "stories," but that's all they were."
MUhahahaharrr. Stories. Don't worry, nothing TOO embarassing :D And more of them came from my mum not yours :D But be nice to her. She's uber-stressed from having all this tax to do.
"Here's one for you... Apparently RESCMPM's ear wax tastes like chocolate, but nobody knows for sure since RESCMPM doesn't actually have any ears. Well he did, but he licked them off while enjoying the chocolaty goodness that is his ear wax." In no way should RESCMPM *EVER* try and emulate Chuck Norris' actions in this way or Mr Norris will get his butt over to England at the speed of light and vaporize him with a roundhouse kick ON THE ARSE. And then Vicky would be sad and have to find another bf and YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD YOU hmm?
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I'm sure there were plenty of nice "stories," but that's all they were.
Here's one for you... Apparently RESCMPM's ear wax tastes like chocolate, but nobody knows for sure since RESCMPM doesn't actually have any ears. Well he did, but he licked them off while enjoying the chocolaty goodness that is his ear wax.
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MUhahahaharrr. Stories. Don't worry, nothing TOO embarassing :D And more of them came from my mum not yours :D But be nice to her. She's uber-stressed from having all this tax to do.
"Here's one for you... Apparently RESCMPM's ear wax tastes like chocolate, but nobody knows for sure since RESCMPM doesn't actually have any ears. Well he did, but he licked them off while enjoying the chocolaty goodness that is his ear wax."
In no way should RESCMPM *EVER* try and emulate Chuck Norris' actions in this way or Mr Norris will get his butt over to England at the speed of light and vaporize him with a roundhouse kick ON THE ARSE. And then Vicky would be sad and have to find another bf and YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD YOU hmm?
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