Meme

[shooting_blind]

If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Then repost this.

Also OOC: This is where Sands has been the past few days.
Fun with Jack

Planning Murdoc's party

Buying a purse not filled with monkey.

Comments

[man_of_means]

"Try and figure out cool ways to fool your senses."

[b_eating_u]

Oh! Know what I used to do? I'd move all the furniture when he left home so he would trip on it.
You should do that.

Or pick your nose and wipe boogers on his things right in front of him. That was fun.

[man_of_means]

"I think he'll suspect it, now."

[b_eating_u]

... and?

[b_eating_u]

I would do the exact same things I did to you when we lived together. But without the bribing.

[murdoc_is_god]

golly Mr. Sands.
i guess we'd play cards and boardgames and tell scary stories in out pajamas.

or id make you cook for me and ask you a fuckload of questions just becos youd have to answer them. then i'd have you sit around and listen to me watch porn. becos that strikes me as funny

[shooting_blind]

You are a kinky little shit.

You will make a great agent. Just as a reward- ask me something. I might tell you the truth.

[murdoc_is_god]

i can't help it. just how i am.

just one huh? May as well be a good one:
why are you helping me with all this shit? not that is isnt apreciated but there must be somthing in it for you.

[shooting_blind]

I enjoy molding today's youth into productive members of Our Great Land- This America.
My only joy is to provide knowledge and take action to ensure the national security of the United States and the preservation of American life and ideals.
You help me do that.