I'm unlurking just to say this.

[shootingstripes]

For people who have to deal with other certain people that just fail hard and bad at rpgs:

Tell them to NEVER take the story seriously. Really, if the princess is in another castle with level 100 monsters, and you're level 1, you're obviously not going there like a suicidial maniac.

And healers ARE necessary in a party, Agito. 

Comments

[doubleppk]

He keeps acting like the princess is real. And he's barely eating or sleeping. It's scaring me.

[shootingstripes]

...I have to destroy that game data or something. Or maybe that would only make him more paranoid.

[doubleppk]

Definitely worriesome. Maybe we should have an intervention.

This is your life normally. This is your life on video games.

[shootingstripes]

I don't really think he'll understand. He's too stubborn.

[chocogun]

Tell him to shut the fuck up or I'll destroy those shitty games of yours, Matt.

[shootingstripes]

Tell him to shut the fuck up and kick his ass.

[chocogun]

You're the one babysitting him.

[shootingstripes]

You... I'm not even going to go there.

[takeamelody]

Healers are very important.

[shootingstripes]

Yes, they are. Agito just puts warriors and a black mage into his party and then he expects to win.

[takeamelody]

Who's going to save them if they get poisoned?

[shootingstripes]

I don't know. I suppose he uses potions?

[twofacedshark]

How would you fucking feel if you were fucking locked at a fucking dungeon? I bet if it was you you wouldn’t fucking say “do powers up before helping me”.
Can’t you fucking see how fucking serious this fucking situation is?!

[shootingstripes]

...it's. A game. You turn the console off and for two months it's still in the exact same situation.

[twofacedshark]

Cold fucking bastard!
... And why would I fucking use a fucking healer!? they don't fucking do any damage...

[shootingstripes]

They fucking heal your fucking warriors when they're fucking dying or have fucking status effects.