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[shootmedown]

Dear Santa.

I was less explicitly naughty this year than in previous years, but was still bad nonetheless. I stole a rock, slashed a bird, and pulled a frog out to a swamp; and this all happened after sabotaging Fichina's climate controls before leaving Lylat.

Was that why I just recieved Fichina for Xmas this year?

Yours truly,
Me.

Comments

[shipscomingout]

...What did you do to Fichina?

[shootmedown]

Client's objective and motives are confidential, but I had to shut down the climate controls for ten minutes and I cut some wires.

I can work a computer too, Frog!

[scepterofevil]

Hate to break it to you, but Santa doesn't exist.

[shootmedown]

Yeah, I can see you're a real genius!

[scepterofevil]

Aren't you too old to believe in fairy tales?