//004 [Dream]

[shootsatclowns]

Effects: None, other than pure 'WTF'
Warnings: Crack. Seriously. There is nothing serious about this dream at all.

Comments

[nolessthanseven]

[she tries not to laugh. She really does. And fails.]

[shootsatclowns]

[Snorts.]

Finding this funny, huh?

[nolessthanseven]

Maybe a little. Torn between pizza and a mop, huh?

[shootsatclowns]

The mop was kind of a mistake, don't know how she wrangled me into marrying her.

Pizza's my one true love.

[partlyblackened]

[He snickers, briefly, at the overall premise of the dream.

But you just know he has to complain about being in it.]

What the hell is wrong with you...?

[shootsatclowns]

A lot of things. Why do you ask?

[partlyblackened]

Maybe because you put me in an outfit five sizes too small.

[shootsatclowns]

It suited you just fine.

Gah, I'm a bit late but... I hope it's OK ;_;

[crystal_waltz]

[Lenalee tries very hard not to laugh. Dante is just so funny in the dream, and he kinda reminds her of Marshall Cross Marian, someone she has mixed feelings about. It seems somebody is into 'women' too, right?

When the dream ends, Lenalee is still laughing.]

H-hey, Dante. Good m-morning!

[Damn, talking is such a hard thing to do right now.]

No worries, doll

[shootsatclowns]

Mornin' Lenalee. Enjoying yourself?

o/

[crystal_waltz]

[shootsatclowns]

It was insanity, that's what. Last time I eat four mushroom and pineapple pizzas before bed.

Just peachy, and you? haven't seen you in a while.

[walk_in_grey]

[....that had to be one of the most bizarre and outlandish dreams he has ever seen]

I didn't know you saw your mop in that way

[is that amusement you hear? Oh it most certainly is]

[shootsatclowns]

That mop was a total mistake, kid. Total mistake.

[walk_in_grey]

ah so you got so drunk that you cheated on the pizza with the mop.

[his comparing you to his master is starting to make more and more sense]

[shootsatclowns]

One of my few mistakes in life, but yes.

{Fff, Allen. He just loves screwing with you.]