Goodbye 2008, you expensive whore of a year

[shoottehcore]

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[mugglesrock18]

I guess that kinda implies he knows I'm bi/ginger beer which is probably good. And he hugged me three times : D

Oh man, 'ginger beer' still makes me laugh. HEY WAIT, YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH?

*runs away* :P

(there you go Mugs, you wanted a life update and I have you a big meaty slab of an update =p)

And I loved the meaty slab. ;-) Now I feel like I haven't talked to you in AGES, though!

[shoottehcore]

LOL I never told you that!? =P

XD, sorry the update was a little moan-ey and depressing I needed to get a whole lot of frustration about a few things out. It was very long too, sorry for my lack of brevity control XD

[mugglesrock18]

Yeah, but I like being mean. :-p

Am I complaining? No, so shut up. XP Srsly, sucks your counselor is the 'head in the clouds, along with the rainbow and the sunshine' type. But 2009 will be kickass! You have me, right? :-p

[shoottehcore]

I imagine 2009 as some massive space voyage to discover beautiful cosmos and far out sounds and pure, space bliss. That's the err, metaphor for what I think 2009 will be like.

It sounds so futuristic doesn't it?

*voiceover plays in head in deep voice*

"The year is 2009. Hostile robot forces have taken over London. No-one was spared in the bloodbath of the robotic revolution"

[fgg_1]

Your grandma sounds efil. And omg I finally know what the whole ginger beer nonsense means! I feel like such a doofus.

[shoottehcore]

Also: if you hear someone say "my trouble and strife" it's rhyming slang for "my wife" ;)

[leenielou]

my absolute favorite Japanese tribal noise no-wave punk funk hardcore trance band

So how many of these are there then? :D

Wow, that counsellor really does sound hippy crazy. You should have burned some corn in front of her or something.

I had a dream about Obama the other night. He was trying to make me be racist.

[shoottehcore]

Just one, but their still my favorite one : D

I wanted to tell her it's gonna hurt when she finally comes down to earth but I resisted =P

And making you racist against white people?

Weiiiiiiiiiiird...

[leenielou]

He asked me if I thought there was a reason why/if he should like the Pussycat Dolls. I don't know much about them (apart from the whorishness) but is one of them mixed race? Anyways, the main point was that he was trying to make me say he should like music made by black people! I was like: o_0 NOT FALLIN FOR THAT ONE, MR PRESIDENT.

Then he did a rap.

[shoottehcore]

LOL damn you, the last line of that made me burst out laughing and everyone has gone to sleep =P

The name is Prezzy-O and I came from the streets
I beat an old white guy, now I'm in the elite
No bitches or gangstas better mess with me
Caus if I wanted to I could start world war three

Did it go like that?

[kitkats_lj]

HAHAHA 'meaty slab.'
(We're on the same wavelength ...)

And awww Zach :3.

And hugs!

And haha at your counsellor! The tree bit I kind of understand (don't laugh! please?) because it works although I don't see the need for it to be so ... flowery (puntastic), but having a onversation with your evil side?! Hmm.

[shoottehcore]

I understand it, and it annoys me that I can't do it without my brain going "Seriously Sam, this is bollocks"

And yeah, my evil side was like "LOL wut?" when she said that...

[rastaban43]

rofl, you are still pretending to be bi? Zach must have realised you were getting turned on. You should have slapped him and told him to suck your cock. =P