Andy Spammy
Ladies and gents, I bring you...
I don't even consider him one of my top favorite characters.
But his gift of song makes me luvs him even when I want to hate him.
I'll admit it: I want to hate Andy.
He's keeping Angela from Dwight, whether she wants Dwight anymore or not.
(WHICH SHE DOES BECAUSE I SAY SO. SO THERE.)
I want to hate him. But I can't.
I could never hate Andy Bernard.
He has cheery ties, a crazy temper,
and a SONG for every occasion.
Andy went to Cornell.
In case you didn't know. Cornell.
He sung in the a cappella group.
Here Comes Treble.
And with that... a star was born.
From Cornell. Did you know he went there?
Here's a look at his various musical endeavors
throughout season 3...
The Initiation
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me
I don't care about anything but youuuuu
"Whatever happened to those guys?"
Diwali
I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain
There's more than one answer to these questions
Pointing me in a crooked line, and the less I seek my source
The closer I am to fiiiiiine, closer I am to fiiiiiine
"TUNAAAA!!!"
The Merger
What is love? Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
What is love? Baby don't hurt me...
"Probably because of all the nose candy!"
The Convict
(banjo? pig latin? high falsetto? probably my all time favorite)
So we've been told and some chose to believe it
But I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the ainbowray onnectioncay
the lovers, the dreamers and me
La da da da da da dee
La da da da da da deee
A Benihana Christmas
And if you want love, we'll make it
We'll swim in a big sea of blankets
Take all your big plans and break 'em
This is bound to take a while...
Your body is a wonderland, your body is a wonderland...
Back From Vacation
Ole, ole, ole, ole
Ole, ole, ole, ole
People in the party, hot hot hot!
Traveling Salesmen
Oompa loompa doomp-a-dee dawesome
Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome
Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy
No he was not, he was a total douche
Doomp-a-dee doomp!
The Return, pt 1
Tweetley-deetley-deet, tweetley-deet-deet
Tweetley-deetley-deet, tweetley-deet-deet
He rocks in the tree-top all a day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song...
"That's me singing all four parts, put it together on my computer."
The Return, pt 2
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-e-e-e...
In your heeeaaaddd...
Product Recall, pt 1
Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in rock and roll
And drift away...
Product Recall, pt 2
*a cappella The Lion Sleeps Tonight*
Beach Games
I know they're all singing on the bus. But come on. Too awesome to leave out.
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away, and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone-age family
From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history
Let's ride, with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're, with the Flintstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time
You'll have a gay old time!
In conclusion... Andy singing makes everyone's day brighter.
And he went to Cornell.
THE END.