ARRRRRRR!

[shoroo]

I ended up not finding my eyepatch. I have no clue where the little fucker is.
But I bought a puffy shirt! I feel so sexy.

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[weerdbeard]

The best Pirates still have all thier origonal hardware.

Any pirate with an eyepatch, wooden leg, hook, concrete penis et al, has a story (possibly a MADE-UP) story about them bein' in battle drunk when they lost that.

Yarrrr

Pirate Battle Rule #1: If you are not assured of victory don't engage in battle under those circumstances!

-Weer'd Beard