I'm just like VanHelsing

[short_round_rox]

I'm just like VanHelsing. But instead of hunting vampires and traveling the globe on perilous crusades I push carts at Safeway. But it's more like "hunting" carts actually. And safeway is fairly perilous, dude. I mean, today we had a scare when there was a spider in the bananas. Too bad I forgot my spider-proof crossbow at home or else I would

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[strangerzcandy]

Brian Osborne's a faggot!!! FAG-GOT-FACE.