I forgot I had this. Landon "Dude, we need to get a bag" Leedy is my new roommate. He is one TIGHT human being. If your wondering what I've been doing with myself latley I can answer by saying: Trying to get promoted at Safeway, pulling good grades in school, and dancing around the living room screaming obsenities. Has anything changed? I don' ( Read more... )

Last night I had a really elaborate dream that Matt Skiba (the biggest stoner in current punk rock) and I went to Joe's Place Farm looking for the legendary "pot field in the middle of the corn field." So we paroozed through the cornfield until we eventually found the elusive marijuana plants. We gathered them all up in our arms and walked to my ( Read more... )

Rachel and I smoke black cigarettes ( Read more... )

BREATHE IN RELIEF FROM THE OUTSIDE, SEE ( Read more... )

"Every day is another oppurtunity to do shit ( Read more... )

Adam ( Read more... )

Just saw Exorcist: the Beginning with Matt Hallet and "Clark" Mark. It was fantastic. A message to the ladies: if you ever get possessed by Lucifer, watch out for that period blood (utilize any nearby towel or XXL tampon). And cheers to still born babies covered in maggots. On a happier note, Jeff has an interview for Safeway tommorow at 2:30, ( Read more... )

I just got home from work to find that the earwig is alive and well. I think I'll keep him. Although, he dosn't move around much, he pretty much stays in the same place but he rolls back and fourth like a steamroller. It's cute.

I just went and checked on the earwig after I wrote my last livejournal entry. I found him laying face down in a pool of pabst, completeley hammered. I pulled him out of the pool and he began to shake violently, still alive in the tupperware container, having survived the scorching microwaves.

How long can you microwave an earwig before it dies? I'm not sure but 5 seconds sure makes one act retarted. It's been walking in circles for the last half an hour and it drank some pabst. I wish I was kidding. On a new subject all is well. Cheers.