So yes. I finally know the reason why my mother would never let us go to the Mardi Gras parades when I was younger...because people are fucking stupid!!! Seriously, I don't know which is worse: having to work at a fast food place on the parade route or having to wait at 30 minutes at one traffic light because people are so fucking stupid!!! ( Read more... )

Oh my God...how come no one told me that Mitt Romney was a Mormon? Yes, because that's exactly what we need. Another crazy person in office.

so there's good news and bad news:

good news - i don't have to go to work for the next six days.
bad news - i don't have to go to work for the next six days because i have pink eye.

i now know a new level of pain.

I feel like crying. I really do. I'm watching the Golden Girls episode where Blanche's gay brother comes to visit and she refuses to except it. It reminds me so much of my life...it's sad.

Ok...I need help. There's this guy that Brandon and I know from honors. He's...different. His voice makes us want to kill small animals. But that's beside the point. Lately he's been hitting on Brandon. He knows where together, but he insists on asking Brandon out to lunch and stuff like that. What I need from you, studio audience, is your honest ( Read more... )

NO! NO! NO!
Lifetime just called Carson Kressley
"part fashion mauve, part psychologist, and part cheerleader."
Since when does being an annoying skinny gay with a really prominent nose make you qualified to be a psychologist?
And I know, I know that was a pot, kettle, black moment, but that man annoys the hell outta me.
And that's what grinds my

I think this is the peak of my pathetic gayness, buuuutttttt...
I really wish my life were like something straight out of Will and Grace.
Seriously, two best friends living in New York living their lives and
EVERYONE HAS A LOUIS VUITTON BAG!!!
Anyway, my thoughts for the day.

After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I just checked what the book for the spring semester is and the book is Their Eyes Were Watching God....one of the worst books in existence.
Woe to all of us in the honors program. Woe and sadness...

Apparently the people at Starbucks are jackasses and haven't called me. So I'm not working there.
The End.