tonight is the night that me and Elle Belle, my skateboard, have sex and fuck each other all across my room.

this is just the foreplay:


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i like this chick at school...

so just put an erotic prince song in your head and play the guessing game...

"i met her at a hotel lobby masturbating with magazines..."

-the kid


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hey guys i want my mouse to do something coll when clicking on something in my livejournal.  help me out!!!!!!!

so we skipped the pep rally for a cock sucking football team.  now if my parents would have found out i would have been grounded forever.

sooo of to cups we went it was just a few of us.  we smoked and drank coffee and frappes and shit.  yay!!!

pep rallies suck so does school and everyone's like "tj you have no school spirit"  fuck spirit.  ( Read more... )

why is it that i always manage to get someone pissed off at me within the first month of school?

grounded:  a month; saying "stay out of my goddamn business" to daddy.

nirey  i hope you're not talking about me in that last entry if so i'm sorry for whatever i did...

oh, yah.  i desperately need a hair cut but iono how to get it.  i was consider balding it.  shaving it off.  no more hair.

you think so?

( look at this pic and try to imagine that i'm bald )

ugh...

tiredgod i am so yesterday was okay except for the fact that i didn't get a smoke at all.  life sux that way.  n e way

school was okay.  ya know i think my inner god is trying to tell me that i need to that chapter review because stokes keeps postponing it.  i still hadn't done it.  so meghan (keepr1088) sent me an email saying i don't talk to her ( Read more... )

i stink so i should go shower...