Joke stolen from snopes.com (original source unknown)

[shortbusfury]

The Smiths, a young couple, have no children and a proxy father is due to arrive. Leaving for work, Mr. Smith says, "I'm off. The government man should be here soon." Moments later a door-to-door baby photographer rings the bell

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[blkphysh]

Rush, you sick freak!!!

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