Have you ever regretted the way you think of someone ( Read more... )

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dirtynavit's birthday was a damn good time.For as cheap as bars are at home, state is still the best place to get tore' up. Like clockwork though, it rained within five hours of parking my car. Seattle seems parched in comparison ( Read more... )

I was wondering why the police officer handling my case wasn't responding to the email i sent over a week ago....so I called today to check up on it. They can't tell me what's going on, because she isn't there......she's on vacation. The dispatcher wasn't really helpful....and couldn't tell me when she'd be back, he didn't have a schedule near ( Read more... )

Block party fever.

Although my hate for skook-townies is often as large as my hate for homosexuals, i had a pretty good time last night. Shelly ihopeicryy came back from our nation's garbage pail to be my date for the night. Everyone that didn't know me figured I was her date.....and many others thought I was Matt Thompson. I'm not emo enough for the ( Read more... )

I just spent the last few days in one of coolest places i've ever been before. Who would have thought you could find this sort of stuff off the coast of Long Island ( Read more... )

I haven't shaved since last monday.

In a few days, I'll be able to take a picture of my face and submit it to National Beard Registry. it's nice to ignore entire parts of my daily hygiene. This is faring much better than my 'embargo on nose hair trimming' last year.

Searching for "anti shaving" on google image yields this little gem within the ( Read more... )

....and once again, i'm in the market for an iPod.

This is the second time one of these things was swiped off of me in a computer lab ( Read more... )

Someone was masturbating in the pattee computer lab last night ( Read more... )

I'm back.

with no further ado,

in no particular order:

mazzchat (n.) - communication device used by the students of ENGL 297G - Phroth Makes a Website.
bootycall (n.) - The self-given nickname of a frumpy, discheveled young woman often seen in Niagara Falls nightclubs and hotspots.
"This is a disaster" (ex.) - Coined by Erin Seery, this phrase ( Read more... )