Here I am, sitting in my comfortable home in middle England, trying to make sense of the world around me. The only conclusion I can come to is that the world around me has not made sense for a long time now. I'm half looking forward to the things I know I can enjoy and I'm half subdued by the events that have taken place. Mostly I'm scared but ( Read more... )

Well I have one 470 millilitres less than usual tonight and I have to say that I don't miss it! Plus I have an enormous sense of well being as a result of doing something good (and the guilt I used to feel for not having done it has also now subsided ( Read more... )

I'm tired. But it's a "good" tired. Tired because I've had a hectic week mainly doing the things I enjoy. Since the cause of my tiredness is what I'm about to write about, I feel now is as good a time as any ( Read more... )

I don't like my job and I want to jack it in. Any suggestions on a new one?

I have succumbed to the evils of myspace. from now on i wil4eva b usin xtremelee poor grama an senzlass simbolls dat don evn luk lyk nefin. Woe is me. Why have I done it? Not to sure to be honest. Egotistical popularity stunt is about the best I can come up with. Is it legal to have both a Lame Journal AND a mywasteofspace? If you want to ( Read more... )

They're after me! It's happening again! I was right ( Read more... )

I got the hell outta Dodge and it was bloody fantastic! A big thank you to _reset_ (how do you do those link things?) and his housemates for hosting the greatest party of all time. It was such a release. Just what I needed. Sadly I spent more time with my head over a bucket than I intended but even that had its merits. I'm not about to start ( Read more... )

Sure do.

Haven't posted in a while so thought I would treat the Internet to a few of my choice words. Bum, twiddle and poobots ( Read more... )

It is with regret that I write to inform you of the cessation of "The Game Game". Thanks to snow_angels the final tally rests at 17-13 to the Dead Pheasants but it is both too confusing and too dangerous to go on. I made this decision whilst swerving half way onto the hard shoulder of the M4 this weekend at 70 mph, head craned over my left ( Read more... )