You know how some days you wake up and it instantly seems like the day is going to suck? That's kinda how today was. Due to a few different things, the morning started off pretty badly and I was expecting that one lady from Office Space to be around every corner saying "Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" but fortunately no such event happened. ( Read more... )

So today I logged onto Facebook and saw on the news feed that Vince had joined a group called the Global Orgasm Project. I was curious as to what this could be, and decided to investigate further. Could it be some kind of group advocating proper condom use? Maybe AIDS awareness? No, it was actually a group dedicated to the removal of "weapons of ( Read more... )

You may be reading this on facebook and not LJ. You know why? Because facebook is cool as hell. I set it up so that I can now have it automatically import everything I write here and that is just straight up awesome. Combine that with the creation of the Pimp Squad facebook group, and I don't know why the hell I didn't join months ago ( Read more... )

So in our latest attempt to present you with the quintessence of retardation, the fight with Joe is now set. Tristan and Raj have agreed to take him on in a tag team boxing match under the stipulation that Joe will buy all equipment and of course everyone will sign an agreement that I'm not liable for any of this. What we need your help on is the ( Read more... )

Just finished Thanksgiving lunch, which was very good as usual. Joe came over very briefly earlier so he could get some things to take with him to his family lunch. I wish him luck in his fight against boredom as I am waist-deep in the same plight. There really isn't anything to do around here except play with the puppies and eat more so I'm going ( Read more... )

So I got a myspace out of a lack of anything better to do, and I'm still undecided as to whether or not I'll be updating it frequently. Never fear though, as I will continue to post pointless articles about daily events in my life regardless ( Read more... )

Yes, it would appear that I have not learned my lesson from last year and neither has Joe. In roughly 4-5 hours we will be heading to the new Target to camp out for the Nintendo Wii along with Tristan and we're quite excited about it. I'll post again tomorrow morning and recount my tales of fighting angry parents, rabid children, and ferocious ( Read more... )

We talked, we forgave one another, and it was mutual. Things just didn't work out for us with the distance between us and the likelihood that I'll be leaving town as soon as she gets back. It certainly won't be easy to see one another again after this but we've agreed to stay in touch. On a more positive note, in a few hours I'll be going out with ( Read more... )

So I just checked my voice mail realizing that I had missed a call about 2 hours earlier and wow. Tristan you are the man, you know why. I really do appreciate it and I'd call you back but its past 12 and I don't know if you're awake or not. Also, Trae you are the man as well for having me over today and I really appreciate that as well. You guys ( Read more... )

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