Day in the live when Kenzie comes to visit Brie is the sketchiest part of No-Po:
8:30 am: Definitely NOT awake yet... 10:02 am: Nope, still not awake 11:30-noon: Roll out of bed, make cereal, microwave pizzas, and pop-tarts for breakfast/lunch/dinner 12:30 pm: Watch engaging and intellectual television such as the Food Network or reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3:00 pm: Switch positions on the couch because butt has officially fallen asleep 5:00 pm: Each a nutricious meal of food obtained at the Taco Bell drive thru 7:15 pm: Drink 8:30 pm: Watch same TV shows, but this time they are much more interesting and totally hilarious 10:45 pm: Go out to T-Room (bar) and get guys to buy us drinks by showing off our amazing cleavage 1:32: Come home, drink water, pass out
Hey. I LIKE Buffy. But I've never seen it drunk. Always knew there was more fun to be had. Also? The only rinsing we will be doing is after we've thrown up multiple times from too much alcohol. Squee, yay 21st.
My brother does the CREEPIEST impression of Smeagol, EVER. He's got the voice down pat. He even argues with Gollum, provided he has space to turn around and face where he was standing last.
I'm working on getting him to sing the "sweet fish" song and dive into the pool.
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8:30 am: Definitely NOT awake yet...
10:02 am: Nope, still not awake
11:30-noon: Roll out of bed, make cereal, microwave pizzas, and pop-tarts for breakfast/lunch/dinner
12:30 pm: Watch engaging and intellectual television such as the Food Network or reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3:00 pm: Switch positions on the couch because butt has officially fallen asleep
5:00 pm: Each a nutricious meal of food obtained at the Taco Bell drive thru
7:15 pm: Drink
8:30 pm: Watch same TV shows, but this time they are much more interesting and totally hilarious
10:45 pm: Go out to T-Room (bar) and get guys to buy us drinks by showing off our amazing cleavage
1:32: Come home, drink water, pass out
Rinse, Repeat
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~M
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Oh sorry. revision.
6:30 PM: Meg calls, yay!
~M :-)
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I'm working on getting him to sing the "sweet fish" song and dive into the pool.
~M
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