[049: Video]

[shortsghtedlove]

Should any Time Lord -- not from the Barge -- come upon this, I am Lord High President Rassilon and you are more than welcome to contact me.

Also, I do think we should add more Gallifreyan food to the meals. Or pasta. And not just for this Thanksgiving. What would you say to lasagne once a week?

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Comments

Private

[rass_bestie]

Talking to Adric. You?

Private

[shortsghtedlove]

Being bored. [And very, very doubtful that any Gallifreyan will see this.]

Private

[rass_bestie]

Nothing to do?

Private

[shortsghtedlove]

No. Reading cooking books becomes terribly boring after a while and picking fights with these humans is even less entertaining than I expected.

please forgive me if i goof up on any audio errors. D:

[omgnewshoesyay]

...how are you here?

You're just an alternate universe Doctor then :D

[shortsghtedlove]

I would assume through the same way as anyone else. You're not here permanently, are you?

an alternate universe Doctor who needs to listen to more Big Finish. :P

[omgnewshoesyay]

[The video clicks on. Surprise, it's the Doctor standing in his TARDIS. He smiles slightly but he's still very confused.]

I don't even know where here is-at least, where here is for you.

you're not alone.

[shortsghtedlove]

A ship travelling between dimensions. Although your lack of knowledge makes me think that that isn't here for you.

[As a warden he'd know and as an inmate he probably wouldn't have a TARDIS -- fortunately. Especially if he's at a point after the Divergent universe.]

[courtprosecutor]

[Cue sinister laughter}

The dead president of a dead world, ruling over a kingdom of ash.

Oh, I am privileged that you permit me to address your excellency. [All the sarcasm and vitriol.]

[shortsghtedlove]

I should have said "any respectable Time Lords".

But there's no point in gloating. Gallifrey will be back, as will I. I never lose the final battle.

[courtprosecutor]

What could be more respectable than a valeyard, an agent of the law?

Such an optimist, Rassilon. One would think that you'd have learned by now that the universe always wins in the end. Entropy. Destruction. Death. Sooner or later, no matter how you strive to delay the inevitable, everything crumbles to dust. Even Gallifreyans. Even your wife. Even you.

[shortsghtedlove]

One that actually cares about the law, don't you think?

And I've made quite the habit of winning in the end over the past billion years. And would think that someone like you would now that I had divorced my ex-wife long before her death. My current lover, however... has a tendency to survive everything. So I doubt I'll need to worry any time soon.

[ooouuuuuch]

Phone home.

[shortsghtedlove]

Mothe- [No, wait, not mother at all!] Who are you?

[ooouuuuuch]

E.T. phone home.

[shortsghtedlove]

We don't use phones. And I am trying to contact my people, I just seem to have little luck with getting anyone but renegades.

Private:

[veni_vidi_valui]

As well as can be expected. The Parker woman seems intent on... Some sort of bonding. I can't think why.

Private:

[shortsghtedlove]

Oh, Miss Tyler did that sometimes. [And it worked somewhat. But don't tell him that.] Just ignore her. Knowing her, she'll turn around and attack you as soon as you trust her.

Re: Private:

[veni_vidi_valui]

I'd try, but she's being awfully unpredictable...

Private:

[shortsghtedlove]

How annoying.