Why I Am Awesome: a story of Drama, Redemption, and Household Injury

[shortstack24]

Last night, as I nimbly crept into the pitch black study to quietly turn off the power strip to our computer... BAM!! The desk chair LEAPT into the way of my oncoming nose and WHAM! i brought the still-moving, full force of my nose's wrath down upon it

Comments

[anonymous]

Yes! You are awesome! But be careful about defending yourself from... yourself.

[anonymous]

you should moonlight as a short-story author.
'Tales from Pam, the office guardian'

I am deeply hurt

[anonymous]

I am incredibly hurt that you did not mention the most important fact that you woke your mom up, only minutes after she had just fallen asleep, to ponder if we should take you to the emergency room for a possible brain injury. : )