Spoilers!
Re: SUPERNATURAL
OHMYGOD WHEN DID YOU GET SO LULZY?
So, in case y'all didn't know- I adore this show. I really do. I don't take it too seriously, however. I spend most of the episode saying "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HAHAHA" and "OMFG SAM, YOU WHINY BITCH." I don't dislike Sam, btw. I love the guy. But, y'know. ♥
I watched 5.01, 5.02, and 5.03 today. MARATHOOOON.
5.01 - Sympathy for the Devil
First reaction: HAHAHAHHAHAHA. SAM, YOU FUCKTARD.
Second reaction: wtf, plane?!
Third: Oh, Sammy. ♥
I love Zachariah. I think he's a pretty kickass villain. The no hesitation/messing around thing. EFFICIENCY IS COOL TO ME, ALRIGHT. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. D8
Dean. Oh god, I LOVE HIM SO HARD THROUGH ALL THIS. His little bro started the apocalypse and HE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT. ♥ It's fucking TRAGEDY.
Becky made me embarrassed to exist. No really. I turned to my sister and said "Please. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME. *EYES WELL WITH TEARS*"
BOBBY. I WAILED FOR HIM. My mother, who doesn't even watch the show, was totally D8 when he stabbed himself. That
HOLY SHIT, DEAN IS THE FUCKING SWORD. WHAT. WHAT? I may have flailed.
And then they started dying, but I didn't freak, because Castiel was supposedly dead but "Misha Collins" was in the credits, so whatev.
AND THEN. My reaction to Castiel: HAY GURL HA- GURRRLL, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN WITH THAT- OHMYGOD, YOU GLORIOUS BADASS YOU. ♥ I kinda love the guy. Whadda rebel.
duuuude. He carves shit into your RIBS. RIIIBS. AS IN BOOOONES. *flails*
oh and then there was this guy being freaked out by Lucifer. Whatever, BOBBYYYYYYYY! *WAILS MORE*
IN CONCLUSION: "And then Sam carressed Dean's clavicle."
5.02 - Good God Y'All
First: thank god they spelled "y'all" right. Biggest pet peeve ever = AVOIDED.
Second: AWWWWW SHIT, Y'ALL, IT'S ELLEN.
Third: "I killed two angels this week. My brothers. I'm hunted. I rebelled and I did it -- all of it -- for you. And you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world. And I lost everything -- for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself."
-oh, god, Cas. Sure, I laugh at his "OH GOD! I CAN SEE FOREVER!" face, but my heart breaks for this guy. all these guys. DAMMIT SHOW. YOU HURT ME.
THEY BROKE UP! (honestly, even thought I was like D'8, I can see why it was necessary. So, sad but necessary. FIX YOURSELF, SAM. WE LOVE YOU.)
So, pretty much, I loved this episode. Super entertaining, I adored War. I loved how chill he was. :D Also, Soldier-Guy was a rapist on Degrassi. I don't know how that's relevant, I thought I'd just show off my knowledge. Of Degrassi.
...FML.
5.03 - Free To Be You And Me
This one was lulzy. "Personal space?" Cass telling the Sheriff about angels & demons. "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week." GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE BROTHEL. ♥ Are we trying to emphasize that Dean's life is more fun/easier without Sam? 'cause it is. So so so much easier.
*SCREECH* DEAD GIRLFRIEND, NO NO NO, GTFO. GET OOUUUUUUTTTT. (my real reaction. I didn't even think that she was Lucifer, even though he had JUST used that tactic on Nick the Meatsuit? haha, BRILLIANT.)
Raphael and his little "We're tired" speech really broke my heart. I empathize. We're totally getting parallels between Cas & Dean, and I think that this is okay. :) However, squicked by Cass's use of the words "little bitch". Guys, I know he's a rebel, but I dunno. THIS STILL MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
Loved the barscene with Sam and the hunters. Even though I don't understand their plan AT ALL. But GOOD FOR YOU SAMMY. (Lindsay seemed a bit too pushy, but I guess it was necessary for plot development. :D)
HOLY SHIT. SAM IS- WHAT. WHAT. FUCK, THIS IS TOKYO BABYLON ALL OVER AGAIN. SOB SOB SOB.
Well, not really, but STILL. MY HEART. SOB SOB SOB. (I don't care that we all saw this coming. It still huuurts.)
After seeing High Top Fade Out, Psych and I are tentatively back together. Our relationship isn't as strong as it once was, and I don't think I fully trust it to make me smile on my worst of days. But I recognize that it's still trying, and I'll stick with it for the memories.
Shawn was a little too stupid (again), but him being insecure about his & Gus's friendship made me AWWW in three different languages. And GUS. I loved him a lot this episode. But WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH LASSIE & JULES. I mean, I understand that they can't work the case because it's too close, fine. But they were ultra-harsh. Like, HARSH. Even for Lassie. :(
Like I said. We're still on probation.
Also,
Eli Roth continues to shock and delight me. In conclusion: KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN.