HA HA HA HA I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN. And I've been FEASTING on the archived, two-month-old "Friends" entries for HOURS now. HA. But, I suppose I should get down to the task at hand, which is putatively to provide some information as to my activities. Ahem ( Read more... )

THOUGH my tenure in Santa Barbara is strictly limited, and will henceforth be measured in hours (T minus 17 hours 45 minutes as of now), I feel a need to retrospect upon my activities here for the past two weeks ( Read more... )

1. You will get lonely.
2. You are never prepared for it to end, despite the fact that you are completely sick of it.
3. Did I mention that you will get lonely?

AAAARGH I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT BITCH SASHA COHEN BEAT IRINA SLUTSKAYA. HATE ( Read more... )

Things:
1. I have not gotten anything done. At all. Oh wait--I've started making friendship bracelets again. It's that bad.
2. I have four wisdom teeth no longer in my head. And thus, can eat naught but mush.
3. I am on Vicodin.
4. Did I mention I haven't gotten anything done?

I would just like to state for the record that I would have scored 100% if there hadn't been some dumb historical questions.

CALVIN!

On Calvin and Hobbes knowledge you scored 85%

You are Calvin!Not only are you a member of G.R.O.S.S., but you are also one of the ( Read more... )

Why is it so hard to go to bed when you're tired?

DRUNCK

Also I hate thies semtiester. NO FAIR WHY DO I HAVE TO ALWAYS WORK. PLLUS MY HAIR IS REDNOW. WHY????

Well, I'm just going to take everyone's relative lack of updating to mean that they are as FUCKING BUSY AS I AM!!! Since when was "September" code for "Fuck me there's too much fucking shit going on"? Oh yeah, I guess since always. But still it seems X-treme this year. My brain is on a broken record track of Div II Div III adviser meeting ( Read more... )

Here is a bewildering phenomenon: I am a senior in college, yet the simple act of choosing classes still overwhelms and confuses me, sending me into an ostrich-like panic in which I stick my head under my pillow and hide. Why? It is mystifying. I am mystified. BUT, fortunately, (as has been pointed out by others but I will now reiterate), THE ( Read more... )