This is adapted from go-devil-dante's Slash meme on DeviantArt, btw. And because I can't draw, this is what you get instead. (This post brought to you by my creepy as hell new icon! Hello Chrona!)
List 10 Characters from any fandom:
1. Chrona (Soul Eater)
2. Ulquiorra (Bleach)
3. Crowley (Good Omens)
4. Patti (Soul Eater)
5. Zim (Invader Zim)
6. Orihime (Bleach)
7. Merlin (BBC's Merlin)
8. Adam (Good Omens)
9. Kyoya (Ouran High School Host Club)
10. River (Firefly)
1. Would Ulquiorra and Zim make good friends?
...Possibly. In so far as Zim is capable of making "friends". Ulquiorra isn't human, so he's got that going for him, but I'm not sure he'd be able to put up with Zim for long.
2. In a fight between Crowley and Merlin, who would win?
It depends on what you mean by "win" cause technically Crowley can't die, just be inconveniently discorporated. Either way, I'd say it'd be an extremely close battle. Just depends on who's having a good day really.
3. If Chrona was going to cook something for Adam, what would he/she make?
Chrona's most likely incapable of cooking...or doing anything other than fight really. I'd say something like this would happen:
*stove explodes for fifth time*
Chrona: *spaz* Aaaahhh! I don't know how to deal with this! MAKA!! *dives for Mr. Corner*
Adam: *sighs and returns stove to former state* Just forget it. I'll do it.
4. Orihime and River are in trouble! What happened?
They attacked the kitchen, i.e. River tore off all the labels and Orihime made a concoction from the leftovers, rendering the air unbreathable and the food unknown. Hehe, I wish I could draw just for this scene.
5. Adam made Kyoya a new outfit! What's it look like?
A Tibetan Atlantean with a penchant for space travel. Just don't let Tamaki see it, Kyoya, or it'll be the new club theme!
6. What is Merlin's secret identity?
Uh, he kind of already has one. Bumbling, hopeless manservant by day, crime-fighting, mythological beast-smashing super-wizard by night!
7. How would Chrona react to wearing Patti's clothes?
The same way Chrona reacts to anything new: "I don't know how to deal with this!" While on the sidelines Patti giggles madly and the audience wonders how anyone can look that assexual in Patti's clothes.
8. What sort of fantasy would River have about Crowley?
Something really twisted and funny at once. As only River can. (And no, not that kind of fantasy, you pervs. Jeez.)
9. If Patti was going to pick on Kyoya what would she do?
What Patti does best: Chaos! Like...turn all the club paperwork into origami art (then destroy them), download a virus on his computer, hide his calculators, that sort of stuff.
10. If you could hang out with Zim, what would you do?
Eesh, not a good idea! A genocide-happy, criminally insane alien invader does not a good friend make!
11. How would Ulquiorra and Orihime act if they were in love? (yes, with each other)
Probably the same as they do now, except with more personal space invasion and resolution. *happy shipper sigh*
Whee, that was fun! Back to my paper of DOOM!