Memes, let me give you them!
So I've gone a little crazy with boredom the last couple days, and this is my solution. Impractical, but fun! Story of my life.
Soul Eater
1) Death the Kid
2) Maka
3) Liz
4) Patti
5) Tsubaki
6) Soul
7) Medusa
8) Black Star
9) Spirit
10) Stein
11) Chrona
12) Asura
-Have you read a 6/11 (Soul/Chrona) fic? Do you want to?
No and no. Chrona is one of those rare characters I just can't see paired up with anyone, especially not Soul. Anytime they've interacted in canon, he's either indifferent, confused, or annoyed. None of which are good in combination with Chrona, poor soul.
-Do you think 4 (Patti) is hot? How hot?
Yes, but I appreciate more that she's either hot and oblivious or hot and wants-you-to-thinks-she's-oblivious-but-actually-knows-way-more-than-you-think-she-does. Nobody really knows.
-What would happen if 12 (Asura) got 8 (Black Star) pregnant?
Hahahaha! Oh, the crack! I would say it's impossible, but this is the show that has our "hero" imprisoning the villain in his own skin for 300 years, people freely changing into weapons and back, and a woman made of snakes so...who knows? Poor Black Star...
-Can you read any fic about 9 (Spirit)?
Yeah, but I prefer him as a side character; he tends to annoy me in any other capacity.
-Would 2 (Maka) and 6 (Soul) make a good couple?
HELL YES. I don't know what else they COULD do to say how they feel other than...ACTUALLY SAYING IT. But that would ruin the ambiguity, never mind the fact that there really is none left.
-5/9 (Tsubaki/Spirit) or 5/10 (Tsubaki/Stein)? Why?
I'd prefer neither cause they both squick me out, but if I had to choose, then Stein. Spirit wouldn't really see her as a person, just an object, but she might be able to make a difference with Stein because of her ridiculously forgiving/calm nature.
-What would happen if 7 (Medusa) walked in on 2 (Maka) and 12 (Asura) having sex?
Medusa: ...*schemes vaguely about a new method of research*
Maka & Asura: *too busy having terrifying mind sex to notice*
-Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Liz/Stein) fic.
What is it about the supernatural that frightens Liz so much? Is it some trauma from her past? A compensation for something in her character? Dr. Stein is determined to find out, even if it requires...unorthodox methods.
(Because any Stein fic has to be at least a little creepy.)
-Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Kidd/Black Star) fluff?
I'm sure, it seems to be the most popular slash pairing in the fandom (besides Spirit/Stein anyway).
-Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Medusa/Asura) hurt/comfort fic.
"Depths". I don't know. Vagueness is good...or something... Plus, hurt/comfort really doesn't work for these two, so I had to improvise.
-What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Patti) to deflower 1 (Kidd)?
Haha, no plot device needed! (at least, in my twisted shipper mind...) But seriously, I don't think it would be that difficult; Patti would think it would be great fun and Kidd wouldn't object because it's PATTI. I mean, c'mon.
-Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Medusa) slash?
I don't know who you could slash her with... Blair comes to mind, but that's just because Blair could feasibly go with anyone. Crazy, slutty cat.
-Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Liz) het?
Yeah, but always with Kidd. It's kind of annoying; branch out, people!
-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Chrona)?
Of course! Who doesn't?
-Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Maka/Patti/Tsubaki)?
If they were into yuri or threesomes, I guess. It's not that weird, actually.
-What might 10 (Stein) scream out at a moment of great passion?
Not scream, laugh. Really creepily. Really, really creepily. *shudder*
-If you write a songfic about 8 (Black Star), which song would you choose?
Eye of the Tiger. Rock on, Black Star.
-If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Kidd/Soul/Asura) fic, what would the warnings be?
Ah, no. Not gonna happen.
-What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Maka) to use on 10 (Stein)?
Maka: Um, uh, Dr. Stein...I was wondering...um...
Stein: *totally knows what's going on* Do you need help with your soul resonance? Did something happen with Soul?
Maka: Ah, no, it's just that...um...
Stein: *glasses gleam* Oh maybe you want to help with an experiment?
Maka: ... *runs away*
-When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Tsubaki)?
Long time. I don't read Soul Eater fic that often, even less often about Tsubaki.
-What is 6's (Soul's) super-secret kink?
He probably doesn't have one. That wouldn't be "cool", after all.
-Would 11 (Chrona) shag 9 (Spirit)? Drunk or sober?
Urgh, no! Neither!
-If 3 (Liz) and 7 (Medusa) get together, who tops?
Medusa tops everyone. Except Stein, which is why they're awesome together. But Liz/Medusa is not, ugh.
-1 (Kidd) and 9 (Spirit) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Spirit) runs off with 4 (Patti). 1 (Kidd), broken-hearted over Patti, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Chrona) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Asura), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Tsubaki) and finds true love with 3 (Liz). What title would you give this fic?
"The Insanity of Death the Kid"
-How would you feel if 7/8 (Medusa/Black Star) was canon?
Confused, mainly. Where the hell did that come from?
Bleach
1) Ishida
2) Ichigo
3) Rukia
4) Ulquiorra
5) Grimmjow
6) Soi Fon
7) Tatsuki
8) Yoruichi
9) Rangiku
10) Gin
11) Orihime
12) Hitsugaya
-Have you read a 6/11 (Soi Fon/Orihime) fic? Do you want to?
No and no. I'm not into yuri, but I feel like this fandom is so inviting to it, you could pretty much put any two female characters together and it wouldn't be that strange...*headache*
-Do you think 4 (Ulquiorra) is hot? How hot?
...Yeah, in a weird vampiric sort of way. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, he's hot, especially when he's kicking ass and taking names. I could watch that first fight between him and Ichigo all day...
-What would happen if 12 (Hitsugaya) got 8 (Yoruichi) pregnant?
Soi Fon: *RAEG attack!*
Hitsugaya: What the-? *defends frantically*
Yoruichi: *disturbingly smug smile*
-Can you read any fic about 9 (Rangiku)?
Yes, especially if it's about her and Gin. So much twisted betrayal! Love it.
-Would 2 (Ichigo) and 6 (Soi Fon) make a good couple?
No. They both take life waaay too seriously. I think they'd probably end up killing each other within a week.
-5/9 (Grimmjow/Rangiku) or 5/10 (Grimmjow/Gin)? Why?
Well, the first pairing would be better if you wanted a healthier pairing (note: not a healthy one), and the second's good for a really twisted pairing, but I don't really think either is that appealing.
-What would happen if 7 (Tatsuki) walked in on 2 (Ichigo) and 12 (Hitsugaya) having sex?
Hitsugaya: *being far too meta-savvy* Haven't I already used up my strange sex scenarios for this meme yet?
Tatsuki & Ichigo: *too horrified to speak*
-Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Rukia/Gin) fic.
Boredom and Gin are never a good combination, especially if there are corruptible heroines wandering around searching for their lost friends and being generally brave and selfless.
(Best I could do, I'm afraid. And it would probably end up being rather cracky anyway.)
-Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Ishida/Yoruichi) fluff?
Not really. What a strange pairing...
-Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Tatsuki/Hitsugaya) hurt/comfort fic.
"Underrated". Cause they kind of are, at least in canon.
-What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Ulquiorra) to deflower 1 (Ishida)?
A logically airtight explanation as to why Ishida's virginity was important for some great takeover plot. That's all it really takes to get Ulquiorra to do anything.
-Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Tatsuki) slash?
I guess? *goes to look on ff.net* Huh, there is some after all. The crackiest I could find was with Nanao (where did that come from?) and the most predictable with Orihime. *shrug* Whatever's floats your boat, I guess.
-Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Rukia) het?
Duh! IchiRuki anyone?
-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Orihime)?
Yep! Such a sweet girl, isn't she?
-Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Ichigo/Ulquiorra/Grimmjow)?
Maybe? I think I've seen this in fandom before, so it wouldn't be impossible, just unlikely.
-What might 10 (Gin) scream out at a moment of great passion?
I don't hear him screaming out anything. Maybe just finally opening his eyes, that would work.
-If you write a songfic about 8 (Yoruichi), which song would you choose?
Something really badass, like Supermassive Black Hole without the lyrics.
-If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Ishida/Soi Fon/Hitsugaya) fic, what would the warnings be?
Okay, now that's a weird threesome. And no warnings.
-What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Ichigo) to use on 10 (Gin)?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
-When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Grimmjow)?
Some time ago. For some reason, he's just not that interesting. At least, compared to the other characters.
-What is 6's (Soi Fon's) super-secret kink?
Battle sex, probably. Isn't that what basically happened in her first scene with Yoruichi?
-Would 11 (Orihime) shag 9 (Rangiku)? Drunk or sober?
Uhhhh, maybe the other way around and really, really drunk. But I don't think Orihime ever would.
-If 3 (Rukia) and 7 (Tatsuki) get together, who tops?
Rukia, duh. That's a really weird pairing too...what's with this meme?
-1 (Ishida) and 9 (Rangiku) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Rangiku) runs off with 4 (Ulquiorra). Bwa? 1 (Ishida), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Orihime) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Hitsugaya), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Grimmjow) *falls over laughingI* and finds true love with 3 (Rukia). What title would you give this fic?
"On the Edge of Plausability". After all, it could kinda work if it wasn't for the Ulquiorra and Grimmjow parts...maybe.
-How would you feel if 7/8 (Tatsuki/Yoruichi) was canon?
Again, confused. Where are these crazy pairings coming from?
Good Omens/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
1) Ford Prefect
2) Aziraphale
3) Adam
4) Trillian
5) Zaphod Beeblebrox
6) Crowley
7) Pepper
8) Arthur Dent
9) Madame Tracy
10) War
11) Marvin
12) Shadwell
-Have you read a 6/11 (Crowley/Marvin) fic? Do you want to?
Haha, no. I could see Crowley getting so annoyed with Marvin though, it would be rather funny.
-Do you think 4 (Trillian) is hot? How hot?
Ah, that depends on what depiction you're relying on. Yes for the book version, no for the TV and movie versions.
-What would happen if 12 (Shadwell) got 8 (Arthur Dent) pregnant?
Arthur: *collapses from the WTF*
Ford: ...Alright, I think it's time to turn off the Improbability Drive.
Shadwell: *suspiciously counting their nipples*
-Can you read any fic about 9 (Madame Tracy)?
Sure, she's an interesting enough character.
-Would 2 (Aziraphale) and 6 (Crowley) make a good couple?
*satisfied shipper smirk* Oh yes. Yes, I do believe they would.
-5/9 (Zaphod/Madame Tracy) or 5/10 (Zaphod/War)? Why?
Either would work, I think. But then again, Zaphod is probably the galaxy's biggest manwhore, so anything with him would work.
-What would happen if 7 (Pepper) walked in on 2 (Aziraphale) and 12 (Shadwell) having sex?
Pepper: *horrified and trying desperately not to show it* ... *calls Crowley for ultimate mayhem* (She totally has his number, shut up.)
-Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Adam/War) fic.
Adam has never quite come to terms with the demonic side of himself; the side that spills over every now and then in some terrible urge he can't quite suppress. But what if he didn't have to?
(Wow, that turned out a lot creepier than I wanted it to. I blame War.)
-Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Ford/Arthur) fluff?
Duh, although I don't like it very much. I prefer a frantic Arthur to a content one; much more fun that way.
-Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Pepper/Shadwell) hurt/comfort fic.
"Insights of a Witch". *shrug* Make of it what you will.
-What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Trillian) to deflower 1 (Ford)?
Probably just a lot of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and Zaphod saying something insensitive, i.e. being himself. Plus, I think it would be a little too late to "deflower" Ford anyway...
-Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Pepper) slash?
Yeah, there's actually quite a lot of Pepper/War for some reason. Not sure I see the appeal, but whatever.
-Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Adam) het?
Yep, go Adam/Pepper!
-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Marvin)?
Yes, though not very often. He's funny, but not as a main character, poor guy.
-Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Aziraphale/Trillian/Zaphod)?
I...guess? That's really weird though, and probably not something either Aziraphale or Trillian would be up for. Zaphod speaks for himself.
-What might 10 (War) scream out at a moment of great passion?
An Amazonian battle cry, doubtless. Or she would just be silent and smug, cause that's what she does.
-If you write a songfic about 8 (Arthur), which song would you choose?
One Little Slip by Bare Naked Ladies or possibly Here it Goes Again by OK Go. Poor Athur, he's so hapless.
-If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Ford/Crowley/Shadwell) fic, what would the warnings be?
Ugh, no. Just no.
-What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Aziraphale) to use on 10 (War)?
Aziraphale: I, er, seem to have misplaced my flaming sword, madam. Perhaps I could borrow...?
War: *highly unimpressed* That's not all you've misplaced.
-When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Zaphod)?
I don't think I ever have. What a git.
-What is 6's (Crowley's) super-secret kink?
Something to do with chocolate. (Either he secretly likes sweet things or it reminds him of Aziraphale, your choice.)
-Would 11 (Marvin) shag 9 (Madam Tracy)? Drunk or sober?
No and neither. Jeez, I knew I should've stuck with all human characters.
-If 3 (Adam) and 7 (Pepper) get together, who tops?
It all depends on who's having a good day. They would probably trade off or something.
-1 (Ford) and 9 (Madame Tracy) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Madame Tracy) runs off with 4 (Trillian). 1 (Ford), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Marvin) and a brief, unhappy affair with 12 (Shadwell), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Zaphod) and finds true love with 3 (Adam). What title would you give this fic?
"Not Even Improbability Can Explain This". Because really. Marvin and Shadwell? And then you talk to Zaphod? Are you feeling alright, Ford?
-How would you feel if 7/8 (Pepper/Arthur) was canon?
Huh? They're not even from the same canon, so how can they be canon?