[fic] Hair
Story: Hair
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Author: angiechild
Characters: Hibari Kyouya, Dino (TYL)
Rating: G
Author's Note: Wrote this in the bus trip only this afternoon. I've been in a parody mood. My explanation on TYL!Dino's hair according to Targets 158 and 199's covers.
Hibari stared hard at Dino across the dinner table. His Japanese food was barely touched, and that was all the blonde noticed.
"Why, Kyouya? Is the food not good enough?" he asked, putting down the fork and pushing his half-eaten pasta away. "I took the trouble to employ a genuine Japanese chef because I miss the food whenever I'm back here in Italy. I thought they were fine. Maybe it's the ingredient?"
"Does it look like I'm bothered by that?" Hibari asked, almost incredulous.
"No? You don't have appetite then? If not, you can just go to sleep. Or---" Dino slipped out of his chair and went to Hibari's side, bending to level his height and put an arm around the young man's shoulders. "Do you just want to go ahead and do that?" He quickly put his head back when a fork came at him, eyes wide. "Oi, what did I do?!"
"Being dense, that's what." Hibari tossed the fork back onto the table carelessly.
"Please, Kyouya. We haven't met for months, it's such a rare opportunity to have you come by to Italy, even to visit me," Dino retorted. "What is wrong?"
Hibari threw him a side-glance. Then he took some of Dino's fringe in his fingers, tugging at it. "Your hair."
"My hair?" Dino crossed his eyes to see where Hibari was tugging. "It's still the same beautiful golden locks."
"No, stupid." Hibari let go, and proceeded to pulling the ends that curled around the Italian's neck. "It's long."
Dino raised an eyebrow. He cast his eyes towards a mirror where he could see his reflection. "Oh, yeah. It is getting rather long." The foreigner slipped a few golden locks behind a ear, grinning. "But I still look good anyway, don't I?"
"You look stupid." Hibari took a fistful of hair and pulled hard. Dino yelped and quickly tore away, smoothing it down.
"Why did you do that for?!"
"By law of Namimori, your hair is just too long."
Dino groaned, putting his face in a palm. "That again... Isn't it normal for one to have their hair longer as they grow? Like a trend? Smoking Bomb's is kind of long too, and your Guardian of Mist, the male one...ah, he can match with Squalo, though Squalo's is...nevermind. Yamamoto maybe not, but still somewhat more than he used to have. And Tsuna, and..." He paused, staring at Hibari, who had his arms folded while glowering at the Italian. "Ah, I guess you are the only one who got a haircut. Much shorter than before."
The Japanese shook his head, fluffing his hair. "Because it gets in the way. Unlike yours."
He pushed Dino's fringe aside as he leaned in for a quick kiss. Dino's eyes widened for a second---and then quickly leaned forward himself before Hibari could tear away completely, wrapping his arms around the Cloud Guardian. "Mmph!" Surprised, Hibari's hand went down to push at Dino's shoulder, only to be embraced more as the kiss deepened, his head tilted back. He flinched when blonde hair fell on his face. He adjusted his foot on the floor so that he would not slide off the chair, while biting down on Dino's tongue that slipped into his mouth. Dino had to withdraw himself at that.
"What now, Kyouya?" he asked incredulously.
"I told you, your hair got in the way," Hibari growled, pushing the taller man off him. "Go get a haircut, or I'll never kiss you again."
Dino let out a noise of dissatisfaction. "Come on, it's not that bad! You'll get used to it!"
"No."
"Kyouya---" Dino paused for a moment, thinking. Then he smirked. "Oh, I know. You're jealous, aren't you? Because if your hair is longer, you'll look like---" A pair of scissors flashed in front of his face. "K-Kyouya, where did you get those?"
"Does it matter?" Hibari stood up, his face darkening as the Cavallone boss backed away. He began advancing towards the Italian. "If you're not going to do something about your hair, I'll do it for you."
"W-wait, Kyouya! Don't!! Okay, okay, fine! I'll get a haircut tomorrow!"
---(2 Days Later)---
"......" Hibari stared for the longest time.
"Well?" Dino chewed on his lower lip, waiting.
"...I don't know who you are." Hibari turned away.
"Wha---Kyouya, you told me to cut my hair!" Dino reached out to grab Hibari's wrist. "At least keep to your promise!"
"I don't know. I still don't want to kiss you."
Dino deadpanned. "Why?!"
Hibari gazed at him for a moment. "I don't want to kiss someone who looks old and ojisan-like."
Dino did not have anything else to say.
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Author: angiechild
Characters: Hibari Kyouya, Dino (TYL)
Rating: G
Author's Note: Wrote this in the bus trip only this afternoon. I've been in a parody mood. My explanation on TYL!Dino's hair according to Targets 158 and 199's covers.
Hibari stared hard at Dino across the dinner table. His Japanese food was barely touched, and that was all the blonde noticed.
"Why, Kyouya? Is the food not good enough?" he asked, putting down the fork and pushing his half-eaten pasta away. "I took the trouble to employ a genuine Japanese chef because I miss the food whenever I'm back here in Italy. I thought they were fine. Maybe it's the ingredient?"
"Does it look like I'm bothered by that?" Hibari asked, almost incredulous.
"No? You don't have appetite then? If not, you can just go to sleep. Or---" Dino slipped out of his chair and went to Hibari's side, bending to level his height and put an arm around the young man's shoulders. "Do you just want to go ahead and do that?" He quickly put his head back when a fork came at him, eyes wide. "Oi, what did I do?!"
"Being dense, that's what." Hibari tossed the fork back onto the table carelessly.
"Please, Kyouya. We haven't met for months, it's such a rare opportunity to have you come by to Italy, even to visit me," Dino retorted. "What is wrong?"
Hibari threw him a side-glance. Then he took some of Dino's fringe in his fingers, tugging at it. "Your hair."
"My hair?" Dino crossed his eyes to see where Hibari was tugging. "It's still the same beautiful golden locks."
"No, stupid." Hibari let go, and proceeded to pulling the ends that curled around the Italian's neck. "It's long."
Dino raised an eyebrow. He cast his eyes towards a mirror where he could see his reflection. "Oh, yeah. It is getting rather long." The foreigner slipped a few golden locks behind a ear, grinning. "But I still look good anyway, don't I?"
"You look stupid." Hibari took a fistful of hair and pulled hard. Dino yelped and quickly tore away, smoothing it down.
"Why did you do that for?!"
"By law of Namimori, your hair is just too long."
Dino groaned, putting his face in a palm. "That again... Isn't it normal for one to have their hair longer as they grow? Like a trend? Smoking Bomb's is kind of long too, and your Guardian of Mist, the male one...ah, he can match with Squalo, though Squalo's is...nevermind. Yamamoto maybe not, but still somewhat more than he used to have. And Tsuna, and..." He paused, staring at Hibari, who had his arms folded while glowering at the Italian. "Ah, I guess you are the only one who got a haircut. Much shorter than before."
The Japanese shook his head, fluffing his hair. "Because it gets in the way. Unlike yours."
He pushed Dino's fringe aside as he leaned in for a quick kiss. Dino's eyes widened for a second---and then quickly leaned forward himself before Hibari could tear away completely, wrapping his arms around the Cloud Guardian. "Mmph!" Surprised, Hibari's hand went down to push at Dino's shoulder, only to be embraced more as the kiss deepened, his head tilted back. He flinched when blonde hair fell on his face. He adjusted his foot on the floor so that he would not slide off the chair, while biting down on Dino's tongue that slipped into his mouth. Dino had to withdraw himself at that.
"What now, Kyouya?" he asked incredulously.
"I told you, your hair got in the way," Hibari growled, pushing the taller man off him. "Go get a haircut, or I'll never kiss you again."
Dino let out a noise of dissatisfaction. "Come on, it's not that bad! You'll get used to it!"
"No."
"Kyouya---" Dino paused for a moment, thinking. Then he smirked. "Oh, I know. You're jealous, aren't you? Because if your hair is longer, you'll look like---" A pair of scissors flashed in front of his face. "K-Kyouya, where did you get those?"
"Does it matter?" Hibari stood up, his face darkening as the Cavallone boss backed away. He began advancing towards the Italian. "If you're not going to do something about your hair, I'll do it for you."
"W-wait, Kyouya! Don't!! Okay, okay, fine! I'll get a haircut tomorrow!"
---(2 Days Later)---
"......" Hibari stared for the longest time.
"Well?" Dino chewed on his lower lip, waiting.
"...I don't know who you are." Hibari turned away.
"Wha---Kyouya, you told me to cut my hair!" Dino reached out to grab Hibari's wrist. "At least keep to your promise!"
"I don't know. I still don't want to kiss you."
Dino deadpanned. "Why?!"
Hibari gazed at him for a moment. "I don't want to kiss someone who looks old and ojisan-like."
Dino did not have anything else to say.