Hello all of you out there in TV Land.
The bee could've led to my demise.
Instead it just caused me to fuck my car up.
Geez damn.
So I'm thinking about going to college. Haha.
Maybe I'll major in hating niggers.
Mind you, I said niggers (not African Americans)
Ahem.
I feel like going to Cambodia.
I need money...!
"god" knows plane tickets aren't free. I wish ( Read more... )

Everyone can just staight-up kiss my dick.

[naked.
in bed.
with a two by four.
my balls on the roof.]

Oh I'm gonna have to snap on your ass bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are commenting on my journal in the first place? Hmm? What kind of lame ass person wastes there stupid fucking insults (that are backed up by not fact by-the-way) on someone they don't even know? Especially on someone's journal that cares about and loves the person to whom ( Read more... )

WANT A KITTEN?!?!?! I HAVE 5 TO GIVE AWAY REPLY IF YOU WANT ONE. I DONT WANNA TAKE THEM TO THE HUMAN SOCIETY. 4 Grey, one longhaired and one black calico

It is dangerous to drive and try to multitask at the same time, especially if you're high. Maybe you just need to turn the music down and concentrate. Stop trying to hit the pipe while you're driving on Mid-Bay Bridge over the ICC (Intercoastal Water Ways, bitch.) Maybe just multitasking while driving is dangerous by itself, but being high seems to ( Read more... )

Oh where Oh where can my baby be,
I'm starting to suspect that she's avoiding me.
She hasn't called me back yet, and I dunno why?
She better do it soon or she's gonna die!!!!

I love you!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.
Were gettin' drunk as fuck & playing Russian Roulette.
While other niggas playin' Monopoly, shit them niggas aint stoppin' me.
I'm droppin' hits of acid, while they suckin' on Sucrets.

What Nigga!?? HAHAHAHAHa

I got back home from Florida today, booo. I was weedless, but i found a roach in my car. Where the hell did it come from??? Who knows. I miss my 'Tel. But the Summer is soon and its going to kick ass (even though every day is like Summer to me).

Also I am this close (---) to getting my hands on some Adrenochrome. Dun dun dun...

Worst day of my whole life...

-gun.in.mouth-

Now....(I don't)

Your gun's already at my head, now you might as well pull the trigger....Happy.

Radical Space Theory²= surface area of pDbox (pi triangle box).
The Pi Triangle Box is a three-dimensional triangular shape whose sides all measure pi. Now this structure cannot exist in reality because the sides have no specified unit of measure. The box only exists in theory. One could add a unit of measure to the sides and then make the box real ( Read more... )