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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
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Here's another interesting fact: Chuck Norris once had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
...That fact was also found in the Encyclopedia Britanica. If you question me, you can be sure that Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you, which will be fatal (if you're lucky).
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and do you know why steven hawkings cant talk?
because chuck norris told him not to.
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