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How am I driving?

Is this former ninja unsatisfactory? Underwhelming? Un--- okay, you get it. Please leave any crit or advice here!

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[Character Name] Souda Emonzaemon; mostly goes by Emonzaemon.
[Canon] Katanagatari
[Point Taken from Canon] End of Episode 12

[Age] 27
[Gender] Male
[Sexual Orientation] Hime-sexual. :|a

[Eye Color] Black, but his eyes are so badly scarred and the fact that he will not ever take off his mask make it very unlikely someone will ever see them. Except ( Read more... )

[Voice;]

Unknown. What is this device?

This looks as if it would be another of Shikizaki Kiki's inventions. I don't think his ability to break history extends as far as where I am, though. That would be most...

uninvited.

[Video; ]

[A masked individual holds the Dreamberry to the side, not knowing it is recording.]

If this is Hell, and anyone is still ( Read more... )

( I dreamed that I could accomplish all your dreams and more, Princess. )

( The only magic is the fact that I can make you disappear when I wish. )