Life Sucks Balls
So, I don't go out on any dates for two years. I generally have a stone heart and don't care. But I volunteer at an SPCA event and meet someone. We see each other at another SPCA event. We start hanging out and start dating. We're pretty much opposites, but didn't matter. She makes me laugh and is super easy to talk to. Life's good, right?
She said she worked in event promotions. Found out different yesterday. No, she's a stripper. An all nude stripper. She's been paid for 'services' outside of the club...
And she thinks she's late in her cycle, so that scare is going on. I am an idiot. I need to get tested now.
This sucks. Done with dating. I give up. Worst two days I've had in decades. FML
She said she worked in event promotions. Found out different yesterday. No, she's a stripper. An all nude stripper. She's been paid for 'services' outside of the club...
And she thinks she's late in her cycle, so that scare is going on. I am an idiot. I need to get tested now.
This sucks. Done with dating. I give up. Worst two days I've had in decades. FML