Pass The Tabu (David Wallace) PG

[shoutoutout]

Title: Pass The Tabu
Author: shoutoutout
Pairing/Character: David Wallace (Todd Packer, Michael/Jan, Michael/Holly)
Rating: PG
Summary: The joke is on David Wallace. Written for office500
Word Count: 631
Spoilers: Spans S3 to Business Trip
Author's Note: Title from the episode of The Brady Bunch referenced. David Wallace is too cool and I don't know if I did him

Comments

[dollsome]

Ohhhh, this is great! I love David Wallace (who doesn't love David Wallace?), even if he did deprive us and Michael and Holly of Michael/Holly, and this was just such a great look at him. The slow, calculated self-destruction of Jan Levinson! It's like Michael Scott is that haunted tiki idol from The Brady Bunch that makes people lose surf competitions or puts tarantulas in hotel beds, only Michael works differently, reducing Vice-Presidents of Regional Sales to shivering puddles of self-loathing and corporate jokes with the stench of cigarette smoke saturated into office carpets. Just -- everything! That sentence alone owns me. And "Holly is out of the picture before she can throw her back out in a hula class or whatever else happened to whoever wore that haunted tiki around is or her neck." Awww. I like the idea that he was sort of doing it for Holly's own good; very nice, believable justification.

Also, TOBY AND MICHAEL. :D

So seriously super-awesome all around.

[wanda505]

That was the most amazing ending in the whole world. I literally giggled out loud. Amazing.

[snoggings]

You are are brilliant writer. That is all.

[michellek]

This was perfect. Especially that final sentence.

[greenfish]

Haha, Toby and Michael. Perfect way to end this.

There needs to be more stories involving David Wallace, because he is awesome! Thanks for writing this. :)