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Who is your favorite contestant from Season 1? That Clarkson girl.
Who is your favorite contestant from Season 2? VANESSA OLIVEREZ. I almost had a fansite for her, but then she got voted off, and I stopped caring.
Who is your favorite contestant from Season 3? Diana!
Who is your favorite overall contestant? KELLYYYY.
What do you think of Kim Locke? I like her well enough.
How bout Kelly Clarkson? Who?
Do you like Ruben? Meh.
How bout JPL? [stabstab]
Jasmine Trias I've hated people more than her.
Judges
Who's your favorite judge? Simon because he is SUCH a bitch.
Do you like Paula? No.
Do you like Simon? Yes.
Do you like Randy? No.
Do you think that Simon's too harsh? No, I loved it when he made Carmen cry. mwahaha.
Do you think that Paula is too nice? Yes, she needs to start making people cry.
Doesn't Randy say "dawg" too much? asg;asgkj;lzjYES.
Do you think Simon and Paula would make a cute couple? ... whyyyyyyy must you hurt my brain?
Why or why not? ewgross.
Did you like Paula back in the day? Not really.
Do you think Simon is sexy? .. no.
Do you think Paula is hot? .. no.
How bout Randy? .. no.
Hosts
Do you like Ryan? Yes, I love the tool and I can't help it.
Do you think he's too crazy? No, not really.
Do you think he's cute? Yeah, in a toolish sort of way.
Do you miss Dunk? helllll no.
Performances
What is your all-time favorite performance? STUFF LIKE THAT THERE. <3 KELLY.
Fave from season 1? All of Kelly's performances.
Fave from season 2? Meh.
Fave from season 3? Meh.
What did you think of Tamyra "A House is Not a Home"? Overratedddddddd.
How bout Kelly's "Natural Woman"? You make me feel so a[breakssoundbarrier]! I think that was the first performance that got her to stand out.
Did you like when Clay sang "Vincent"? I don't remember that.
Or when Clay sang "Solitaire"? That's the one where Neil Sedaka tried to make out with Clay afterwards, right?
Did you like Kim Locke's "Inseperable"? Eh?
Did you like Ruben's "Flying Without Wings"? HAHAH. [sings in monotone. sways back and forth]
Did you like John Stevens "Crocodile Rock"? ... [stabstab]
What did you think of Fantasia's "Summertime"? Again, overrateddddddddd.
What did you think of Diana's "Don't Cry out Loud"? I have no memory of that.
Did you like Jasmine's "I'll Never Love This Way Again"? BLAHJASMINE.
Elizabeth LeTendre or Katie Webber? Who?
Leah LaBelle or Carmen Rasmussen? That's just cruel. CRUEL.
William Hung or Keith? KEITH.
Simon or Randy? Simon
Paula or Simon? Simon
Paula and Simon or Paula and Ryan? .. ew.
Fantasia or Diana? DIANA.
Ruben or Clay? Clay
Kelly or Justin? KELLYYYYYY.
Christina Christian or Tamyra Gray? Uh, Tamyra, I guess
Tamyra or Latoya? LaToya
Amy Adams or Vanessa Oliverez? Vanessa
Amy Adams or Nikki McKibbin? Amy
John Stevens or JPL? Ew. I guess not JPL.
Jim Verraros or John Stevens? ...
Matt Rogers or Josh Gracin? Matt Rogers
Ryan or Dunkleman? Ryan
Random
What was your favorite season over-all? Season 1. They should have stopped trying after that.
What was your favorite episode ever? Big Band, Season 1. mm, Kelly.
What do you think of William Hung? I feel guilty for laughing at him.
What do you think of Jennifer Hudson leaving before John Stevens? Absurd.
What do you think of Latoya not winning season 3? I really didn't care.
Do you think Clay and Kim Locke are cute together? Come on, Clay is, at LEAST, metrosexual.
Or Clay and Carmen? See above.
Did you love Josh? No.
Who was your favorite semi-finalist? Does Kelly count?
What was your favorite bad audition? KIETH!
What do you think of William Hung's success? l;askjg.
What do you think of Justin's... not success? bwahaha.
What do you think of the whole Ruben/Clay situation? What's the situation?
Did you hate the guest judges? If they suck, yes.
Who was your favorite guest judge? Quentin.
Did you like Gloria Estefan? I don't think I saw that episode.
Did you like Barry Manilow? Or that one.
Or Quentin Tarantino? <3<3<3
Or Neil Sedaka? He so wanted to make out with Clay.
What did you think of the Ford commercials? LAMEASS.
Which was your favorite? The one where Clay dressed up as a pimp. Classic.
What did you think of the kiss between Simon and Paula on the second season? ewgross.
What about when Simon kissed Paula when she agreed with him? ewgross.
Did you like the group performances? No, none of the contestants can sing together.
Which was your favorite? The Paula one. mwaha.
Did you like the Gloria Estefan medley? ..?
Or the BeeGees medley? ...?
Or the Paula Abdul medley? Yay!
Did you like when they sang "Joy to the World" in Season 1? Yes, because Kelly schooled them all.
Do you like all the special episodes? If they feature Kelly.
Did you like Scat Girl? YES, GOD, YES.
Or Paula Fuga, the girl from Hawaii? .. who?
Is anyone from the show your idol? KELLY.
What was your favorite audition episode? The one with Keith. wahaha.
Are you excited for season 4? NO, STOP TRYING.
In short, Kelly > all.
Who is your favorite contestant from Season 1? That Clarkson girl.
Who is your favorite contestant from Season 2? VANESSA OLIVEREZ. I almost had a fansite for her, but then she got voted off, and I stopped caring.
Who is your favorite contestant from Season 3? Diana!
Who is your favorite overall contestant? KELLYYYY.
What do you think of Kim Locke? I like her well enough.
How bout Kelly Clarkson? Who?
Do you like Ruben? Meh.
How bout JPL? [stabstab]
Jasmine Trias I've hated people more than her.
Judges
Who's your favorite judge? Simon because he is SUCH a bitch.
Do you like Paula? No.
Do you like Simon? Yes.
Do you like Randy? No.
Do you think that Simon's too harsh? No, I loved it when he made Carmen cry. mwahaha.
Do you think that Paula is too nice? Yes, she needs to start making people cry.
Doesn't Randy say "dawg" too much? asg;asgkj;lzjYES.
Do you think Simon and Paula would make a cute couple? ... whyyyyyyy must you hurt my brain?
Why or why not? ewgross.
Did you like Paula back in the day? Not really.
Do you think Simon is sexy? .. no.
Do you think Paula is hot? .. no.
How bout Randy? .. no.
Hosts
Do you like Ryan? Yes, I love the tool and I can't help it.
Do you think he's too crazy? No, not really.
Do you think he's cute? Yeah, in a toolish sort of way.
Do you miss Dunk? helllll no.
Performances
What is your all-time favorite performance? STUFF LIKE THAT THERE. <3 KELLY.
Fave from season 1? All of Kelly's performances.
Fave from season 2? Meh.
Fave from season 3? Meh.
What did you think of Tamyra "A House is Not a Home"? Overratedddddddd.
How bout Kelly's "Natural Woman"? You make me feel so a[breakssoundbarrier]! I think that was the first performance that got her to stand out.
Did you like when Clay sang "Vincent"? I don't remember that.
Or when Clay sang "Solitaire"? That's the one where Neil Sedaka tried to make out with Clay afterwards, right?
Did you like Kim Locke's "Inseperable"? Eh?
Did you like Ruben's "Flying Without Wings"? HAHAH. [sings in monotone. sways back and forth]
Did you like John Stevens "Crocodile Rock"? ... [stabstab]
What did you think of Fantasia's "Summertime"? Again, overrateddddddddd.
What did you think of Diana's "Don't Cry out Loud"? I have no memory of that.
Did you like Jasmine's "I'll Never Love This Way Again"? BLAHJASMINE.
Elizabeth LeTendre or Katie Webber? Who?
Leah LaBelle or Carmen Rasmussen? That's just cruel. CRUEL.
William Hung or Keith? KEITH.
Simon or Randy? Simon
Paula or Simon? Simon
Paula and Simon or Paula and Ryan? .. ew.
Fantasia or Diana? DIANA.
Ruben or Clay? Clay
Kelly or Justin? KELLYYYYYY.
Christina Christian or Tamyra Gray? Uh, Tamyra, I guess
Tamyra or Latoya? LaToya
Amy Adams or Vanessa Oliverez? Vanessa
Amy Adams or Nikki McKibbin? Amy
John Stevens or JPL? Ew. I guess not JPL.
Jim Verraros or John Stevens? ...
Matt Rogers or Josh Gracin? Matt Rogers
Ryan or Dunkleman? Ryan
Random
What was your favorite season over-all? Season 1. They should have stopped trying after that.
What was your favorite episode ever? Big Band, Season 1. mm, Kelly.
What do you think of William Hung? I feel guilty for laughing at him.
What do you think of Jennifer Hudson leaving before John Stevens? Absurd.
What do you think of Latoya not winning season 3? I really didn't care.
Do you think Clay and Kim Locke are cute together? Come on, Clay is, at LEAST, metrosexual.
Or Clay and Carmen? See above.
Did you love Josh? No.
Who was your favorite semi-finalist? Does Kelly count?
What was your favorite bad audition? KIETH!
What do you think of William Hung's success? l;askjg.
What do you think of Justin's... not success? bwahaha.
What do you think of the whole Ruben/Clay situation? What's the situation?
Did you hate the guest judges? If they suck, yes.
Who was your favorite guest judge? Quentin.
Did you like Gloria Estefan? I don't think I saw that episode.
Did you like Barry Manilow? Or that one.
Or Quentin Tarantino? <3<3<3
Or Neil Sedaka? He so wanted to make out with Clay.
What did you think of the Ford commercials? LAMEASS.
Which was your favorite? The one where Clay dressed up as a pimp. Classic.
What did you think of the kiss between Simon and Paula on the second season? ewgross.
What about when Simon kissed Paula when she agreed with him? ewgross.
Did you like the group performances? No, none of the contestants can sing together.
Which was your favorite? The Paula one. mwaha.
Did you like the Gloria Estefan medley? ..?
Or the BeeGees medley? ...?
Or the Paula Abdul medley? Yay!
Did you like when they sang "Joy to the World" in Season 1? Yes, because Kelly schooled them all.
Do you like all the special episodes? If they feature Kelly.
Did you like Scat Girl? YES, GOD, YES.
Or Paula Fuga, the girl from Hawaii? .. who?
Is anyone from the show your idol? KELLY.
What was your favorite audition episode? The one with Keith. wahaha.
Are you excited for season 4? NO, STOP TRYING.
In short, Kelly > all.