Scully's Voicemail

[showmetheproof]

"You've reached Dana Scully. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

...and Mulder, if you're calling to say you lost your phone again, I'm not calling you back just so you can find it."

Comments

[notmyownage]

"Hey Scully. Uh, just wanted to give you a heads up I might be off the radar for awhile. Or the reservation. Or some cliche starting with 'R'. Look, some weird stuff is going down and I need to head to Geneva to sort it out. I don't know how long it'll take but --

"I'm okay, okay? I am. I'm not brainwashed."

*click*

[showmetheproof]

Surprisingly, Scully did not find this reassuring. At ALL.

"Claudia, call me back. As soon as you can. I want to know what's going on!"

You have a package!

[heromaniac]

Hopefully delivered on Valentines day and left somewhere safe from a certain girl thief across the hall, is a bright pink box filled with homemade chocolates.

[heromaniac]

*ring ring* Scully! A barely bruised anymore Momoko is calling!

[showmetheproof]

Scully checked the Caller ID and smiled. And if she'd known that Momoko wasn't bruised she'd be thrilled, but not that this had ever been an issue.

"Hi, Momoko."

[heromaniac]

Like caller ID was needed with Momoko.

"Scully! You're home! Hi! Guess what? The last bruise is gone!"

[showmetheproof]

Scully pinched the bridge of her nose, but had to smile. "I'm so glad to hear that. Although I'm betting you waited to call me until you could say that."

Phone day!

[fates_jaye]

"So did you hear about the ferret sex yet or am I the first to bring it up?"

Re: Phone day!

[showmetheproof]

[went here and here]

Crazy Phone Day, Text Message

[angelo_wings]

Seriously if you show up now we can be having sex. How can you not care about sex.

(This one didn't get messed up by Autocorrect because it's way funnier as is, okay.)

Re: Crazy Phone Day, Text Message

[showmetheproof]

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